Andy_Copland 0 #1 June 14, 2007 It struck me while watching animal planet last night, that some creatures should not be turned into fluffy toys. For example, the crocodile. This ancient beast that has tormented the waters is about as ugly as they come, not even my ex comes close. Scales and big ugly crocodile feet and by the way i've seen the prey try and escape i've came to the conclusion that its breath must smell alot like poo. So when i see a fluffy toy croc in a store its just OK. I mean no matter how bad they fuck up they cant make the toy any worse than its real counter part thats laying in wait for some Steve Irwin wannabe who wants to post on youtube as he teases Mr. Bad Breath McCroc. Now on the other hand when i see a koala bear in the store i just think "what a fucking rip off, i seen one at the zoo and it was WAAAY fucking more awesome than that fucking child labour made chinese imported piece of wank. Some animals are just too cute to be made into fluffy toys. What animals would you like to see protected against these heinous monsters?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 June 14, 2007 I told you not to go running in Georgia when it is hot out. the north african one eyed egret should not be duplicated. Not that it can be. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 June 14, 2007 Tell ya what mate, if they ever start making these into fluffy toys i shall run rampage with molotov cocktails through ever walmart selling them. Is a sugar glider not the most bestest best animal in the world?? THE LITTLE FUCKERS GOT HIS OWN WINGSUIT TOO!! GET IN MY SON!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 June 14, 2007 This is the gayest post since old Oscar Mc Gay shoved his todger into someones elses Gary Glitter.... WTF? Reach around......... and pull the power out of the P.C - NOW. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 June 14, 2007 I CANT HELP IT IF IM A LUMP OF COAL TURNING INTO A DIAMOND1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 June 14, 2007 Pansy (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 June 14, 2007 OK just admit you want a sugar glider then, the little bastard fits right in your hand and does the whole gliding thing with his little wings. ZOOOOOOOOOOOM1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 June 14, 2007 O.K.... if it'll shut you the fuck up I WANT ONE... Happy now? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 June 14, 2007 No you have to really want it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 June 14, 2007 Dont push it (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 June 14, 2007 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #13 June 14, 2007 QuoteThis is the gayest post since old Oscar Mc Gay shoved his todger into someones elses Gary Glitter.... WTF? Reach around......... and pull the power out of the P.C - NOW. I have to admit that I only know Andy from his posts but I found this one strangely disturbing.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 June 14, 2007 Does it show my softer side? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #15 June 14, 2007 QuoteTell ya what mate, if they ever start making these into fluffy toys i shall run rampage with molotov cocktails through ever walmart selling them. Is a sugar glider not the most bestest best animal in the world?? THE LITTLE FUCKERS GOT HIS OWN WINGSUIT TOO!! GET IN MY SON! I've seen that in a fluffy little toy.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 June 14, 2007 Jewels, he's home-sick. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #17 June 14, 2007 as a matter of fact http://www.sugar-gliders.com/sugar-glider-stuffed.htm [sits back to watch andy loose it] priceless!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 June 14, 2007 THATS SUCH FUCKING BOLLOCKS, IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A PISSING SUGAR GLIDER!!!!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #19 June 14, 2007 QuoteTHATS SUCH FUCKING BOLLOCKS, IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A PISSING SUGAR GLIDER!!!! Yes it does!!!!!! I'm gonna order one and your gonna like it. Shit I might order more and be like hey this is what a sugar glider looks like!!! haSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 June 14, 2007 Yum...Yum (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #21 June 14, 2007 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #22 June 14, 2007 I'm fucking buying one. Short drive down to FL and hooray!!! http://www.sugar-gliders.com/sugar-glider-price.htm sweet!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #23 June 14, 2007 Apparently they make great pets mate. I've wanted one for ages 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #24 June 14, 2007 This is such a cute thread!! I like the real sugar gliders too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #25 June 14, 2007 QuoteJewels, he's home-sick. I hope that's all it is. Against my better judgment, I might be forced to start liking the guy and thinking he's not so bad . . . but really, I know if he was in his right mind it would be nothing like this.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
