are you a certified asshole?

[airtwardo 7]

No...but I play one 'online'!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Gawain 0]

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I bet the numbers would be far different if the questions applied to dropzone.commers on the forums...

Oh sure...we'd all be certified then huh?

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[jasonRose 0]

WTF!!! I only got a 13, I thought I would be a 22 at least.

Must work harder!!!

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[lilDevil 2]

0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

Im just nice

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[sartre 0]

I got a 3. That's just 'cause I usually keep my inner asshole tied up in the closet.

[popsjumper 2]

13...Hmmmm...maybe that explains a few things.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[RevJim 0]

I didn't think I was, then I took the test and got an 18.

Ouch.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[Krip 2]

Hi Rev

How the hell are you

offical certified assholes don't need to take no stinkin test we carry cards and have numbers. Beware of the Muff bros (with and without bumps).

The big muff Bro in the sky might be watching and come back and haunt you.

Tsk tsk bad juju

[RevJim 0]

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Hi Rev

How the hell are you

offical certified assholes don't need to take no stinkin test we carry cards and have numbers. Beware of the Muff bros (with and without bumps).

The big muff Bro in the sky might be watching and come back and haunt you.

Tsk tsk bad juju

You know, that's exactly what I was thinking before I opened the thread. I was going to say I was a proud card carrying asshole, #3520, signed by Johnny himself. Then i clicked the link and got sidetracked. Thanks for the virtual slap upside the head. I needed it.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[gonzalesna 1]

why the fuck do you care?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Snowwhite 0]

Some of my best friends are assholes.

I ASPIRE to be an asshole!

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freefallbeth@yahoo.com

[Conundrum 1]

5

[CaptainOKaos 0]

You have to ask?

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.