Things to look for in a Dr

[Thanatos340 1]

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And the answer is an adament "NO!" regarding Clint and I giving you an OTBH5 number.

If I had a Hoo-Ha, Beth and Gia would be the only ones I would consider for an OTBH5.

[Misternatural 0]

Heavy metal music in the office.
Salad tongs.
The place smells of Yeagermeister instead of rubbing alcohol.
CSI business cards by the phone.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[turtlespeed 226]

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I thought this was a nice summary of what you should be looking for when you go and see a new doc.

I was thinking wetness, but hey!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[SpeedRacer 1]

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Things to look for in a Dr

Thin fingers.

Especially if you're a man over 40 years old.

Speed Racer
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Soft hands.


Things not to look for in a doctor;

Green and Orange hair.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[CaptainOKaos 0]

And MENTAL STABILITY!

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[turtlespeed 226]

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And MENTAL STABILITY!

That would make the visits kind of boring.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kbordson 8]

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And MENTAL STABILITY!

That would make the visits kind of boring.

Hey... I'm stable. Just depends on the defination of "stable"

[turtlespeed 226]

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And MENTAL STABILITY!

That would make the visits kind of boring.

Hey... I'm stable. Just depends on the defination of "stable"

. . . stable like a rocking chair is stable.

(Stupid Typos)

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kbordson 8]

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If I had a Hoo-ha, I would gladly let you doctor it.

If you had a hoo-ha, I would be happy to doctor it!

But I can think of things to do with other parts down there too

[Thanatos340 1]

You say the nicest things.

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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And MENTAL STABILITY!

That would make the visits kind of boring.

Hey... I'm stable. Just depends on the defination of "stable"
Definately was NOT referring to you,Oh, Lovely Goddess of the jumpzones & Deliveryrooms!

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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And MENTAL STABILITY!
That would make the visits kind of boring.

Hey... I'm stable. Just depends on the defination of "stable"
Definately was NOT referring to you Oh, Lovely Goddess, of the Jumpzones & Delivery Rooms!

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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If I had a Hoo-ha, I would gladly let you doctor it.

DITTO!

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[kbordson 8]

You should know... vitals can be "stable" at a constant 39.5C - HOT, yes... Stable yes.... Normal, nope.

(and just in case someone else reads this... I am NOT admitting that I am not "normal." Cuz I am normal. And stable. )

[CaptainOKaos 0]

Yea, I KNOW under a great deal of stress, under the circumstances! SMARTY-PANTS!
And know I can't stop thinking about you Doctoring My 'Region'! Man-Gyna

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[turtlespeed 226]

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You should know... vitals can be "stable" at a constant 39.5C - HOT, yes... Stable yes.... Normal, nope.

(and just in case someone else reads this... I am NOT admitting that I am not "normal." Cuz I am normal. And stable. )

When I ever meet you - I'm sure you can give me health pointers.

Normal stable health pointers.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kbordson 8]

[sigh] and my sweet and innocent helpful thread is so tainted.... and yes, the OB/Gyn just said taint

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[sigh] and my sweet and innocent helpful thread is so tainted.... and yes, the OB/Gyn just said taint

It just taint right!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[CaptainOKaos 0]

Oh, yea, um forgot thatpart............ GREAT & INFORMATIVE LINK, KBordson, Thanks on behalf of all!

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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and yes, the OB/Gyn just said taint [Angelic]

What's the world coming to... next we'll have a urologist in here talking about grundle....

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[CaptainOKaos 0]

No wonder my brother always spends so much time, reading & posting in these forums, You people are a bunch of perverts! We blend right in!

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[popsjumper 2]

When you deliver a baby, wouldn't you be standing in a dropzone?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[kbordson 8]

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When you deliver a baby, wouldn't you be standing in a dropzone?

Of sorts, I guess I am!

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Remember when i asked you to describe your vagina to me and you said: