JohnMitchell 16 #26 June 13, 2007 Maybe he got prehensile and penis mixed up. It's a common mistake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joblades 0 #27 June 13, 2007 WTF!! Do you think he was trying to be like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.....~Freedom is never free Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #28 June 13, 2007 Quote"PINE-FUCKING-APPLE!!!" If there was ever a time to invoke a safeword, this is it. Not safe for work! Blues, Dave I think he is looking to install some african neck rings on his sack and wanted to find out hom many he needed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #29 June 13, 2007 Quote His safety word was "pineapple" and that was Irwin's cue to remove the animal or whatever. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Oh my gosh, I'm crying! SO funny!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #30 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote "PINE-FUCKING-APPLE!!!" If there was ever a time to invoke a safeword, this is it. Not safe for work! Blues, Dave I think he is looking to install some african neck rings on his sack and wanted to find out hom many he needed. Next up on National Geographic, "Extreme Accessorizing". Although I couldn't be less interested in getting a PA, it would seem infinitely more pleasant than this. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #31 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote "PINE-FUCKING-APPLE!!!" If there was ever a time to invoke a safeword, this is it. Not safe for work! Blues, Dave I think he is looking to install some african neck rings on his sack and wanted to find out hom many he needed. Next up on National Geographic, "Extreme Accessorizing". Although I couldn't be less interested in getting a PA, it would seem infinitely more pleasant than this. Blues, Dave Can he join out dive? We could attach a free fly tube to him . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #32 June 13, 2007 I dont care what excuse you gave Dave... The fact that you posted this pic says volumes! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #33 June 13, 2007 I was wondering when you'd finally post to this thread. I knew you couldn't make it a full day. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #34 June 13, 2007 All I can say is "Damn". Thats really messed up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #35 June 13, 2007 Quote All I can say is "Damn". Thats really messed up. Damn is right, as in "damn, somebody beat me to posting that one..." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #36 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote Boy, talk about jerkin' off. I think he's gonna jerk it right off.Some peeps are just too weird. Maybe he's trying to make it bigger/longer? If that's the case, he's got the WRONG PART!!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #37 June 13, 2007 Owwwwwww MF, Owww.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #38 June 13, 2007 Is he dead?!SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #39 June 13, 2007 Quote Is he dead?! It's a form of a Chinese testicle torture test. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #40 June 13, 2007 holy ...... why on earth would a man do that to himself....or maybe he pissed off the wrong chica DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #41 June 13, 2007 Quote There go my plans for next weekend. *sigh* Fiiiiiiine. oh now...you know i can always help keep you entertainedDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #42 June 13, 2007 Some guys pay a lot of perfectly good money to be abused like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #43 June 13, 2007 Photoshoped. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #44 June 13, 2007 QuotePhotoshoped. I thought the same thing until noticing where the pic came from. BMEZINE dot COM. I'd say its real. They do that shit for real there. Don't go there. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #45 June 14, 2007 QuotePhotoshoped. Yea of little faith!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #46 June 14, 2007 Quote Quote Photoshoped. Yea of little faith! umm... nevermind. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #47 June 14, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Photoshoped. Yea of little faith! umm... nevermind. Blues, Dave LMAO I think Dave just got a mental picture of Remmi hanging 2.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #48 June 14, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Photoshoped. Yea of little faith! umm... nevermind. Blues, Dave LMAO I think Dave just got a mental picture of Remmi hanging 2. Shut up! And so did you. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #49 June 14, 2007 Didn't know they could take that kind of abuse: .http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #50 June 14, 2007 Fixed it for ya. Messed up Stuff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
