livendive 8 #1 June 12, 2007 "PINE-FUCKING-APPLE!!!" If there was ever a time to invoke a safeword, this is it. Not safe for work! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 June 12, 2007 OMG, OMG, OMFG I'm not even a man, and that shit gave me the shivers. OI~ g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #4 June 12, 2007 Quote OMG, OMG, OMFG I'm not even a man, and that shit gave me the shivers. Oh, you just need to get out a little more, Gia! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 June 12, 2007 Do you go looking for pictures like THAT?! That is a serious case of blue balls Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 June 12, 2007 Quote Do you go looking for pictures like THAT?! That is a serious case of blue balls I have asshole friends who like to surprise me with such attachments. I'm just sharing the experience, but with the courtesy of at least SOME warning! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 June 13, 2007 Quote Is that safe??? Not in my universe it's not! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 June 13, 2007 That guy is a f#cking nut case. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheStepchild 0 #9 June 13, 2007 There go my plans for next weekend. *sigh* Fiiiiiiine. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #10 June 13, 2007 Uh..If he's hanging from his sack, then where's his knob? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #11 June 13, 2007 Quote"PINE-FUCKING-APPLE!!!" I don't really know what that means, but it is one of the funniest things I've ever read.So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PikzeeVikzen 0 #12 June 13, 2007 OMG!!! I think my eyes just fell out of my skull. What the hell was he thinking?! I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #13 June 13, 2007 I think it's in reference to when this feminine guy from the Jay Leno show went with Steve Irwin to shoot some film of each of them handling animals and insects. He was so girly and afraid of everything. His safety word was "pineapple" and that was Irwin's cue to remove the animal or whatever. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Does anybody have that link? Found it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0WQqioqW9Xw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #14 June 13, 2007 Yeah, Remi recently posted that in another thread: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/280819/crocodile_hunters_2nd_most_dangerous_encounter/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #15 June 13, 2007 QuoteUh..If he's hanging from his sack, then where's his knob? I'm thinking maybe he's tried this before, with his knob, and it didn't work out so well. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 June 13, 2007 Quote There go my plans for next weekend. *sigh* Fiiiiiiine. Sorry baby, but I'm not stupid enough to give you a weekend off THAT easily. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 June 13, 2007 Boy, talk about jerkin' off. I think he's gonna jerk it right off.Some peeps are just too weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #18 June 13, 2007 Quote Boy, talk about jerkin' off. I think he's gonna jerk it right off.Some peeps are just too weird. Maybe he's trying to make it bigger/longer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #19 June 13, 2007 That's what I figured. It's a hell of a way to try and compensate!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #20 June 13, 2007 Quote That's what I figured. It's a hell of a way to try and compensate!! Well, you know how some guys are about that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #21 June 13, 2007 I say just buy a huge truck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 June 13, 2007 I drive a Ford Escort . . . completely stock. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #23 June 13, 2007 Well, that settles it, then...you have nothing to prove. Besides, your wife already told us she married you for the sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote Boy, talk about jerkin' off. I think he's gonna jerk it right off.Some peeps are just too weird. Maybe he's trying to make it bigger/longer? I'm afraid he's going to make it a lot shorter . . . really quickly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #25 June 13, 2007 Quote Well, that settles it, then...you have nothing to prove. Besides, your wife already told us she married you for the sex. I did say that didn't I! Oh! Just another thought. Maybe the guy is hanging from the rafters looking for monkey sex! Maybe he doesn't know exactly that monkeys don't hang from the rafters from their thingies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
