Dz.com Greatest Hits : The Definative Collection

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Best Sig Lines &/or one liners, you've seen / posted yourself @DZ.com????
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You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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Best Sig Lines &/or one liners, you've seen / posted yourself @DZ.com????
Post them Here!Thanks to KBordson I got A Very Cool New One!
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You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

If this post or its contents offend you in any way, please feel free to bite me.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[CaptainOKaos 0]

If this post or its contents offend you in any way, please feel free to bite me.
Damn That is a good one! Post On ...

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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If this post or its contents offend you in any way, please feel free to bite me.
Damn That is a good one! Post On ...

I think [Censored] had one that was like -

"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me?"(Anonymous Poster)

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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If this post or its contents offend you in any way, please feel free to bite me.
Damn That is a good one! Post On ...

I think [Censored] had one that was like -

"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me?"(Anonymous Poster)

I thought it was "wanna come over and fuck me in the ass?"

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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If this post or its contents offend you in any way, please feel free to bite me.
Damn That is a good one! Post On ...

I think [Censored] had one that was like -

"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me?"(Anonymous Poster)

I thought it was "wanna come over and fuck me in the ass?"

Ah yes . . . it was -

"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me in the ass?"(Anonymous Poster)

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[chanti 0]

Tonto's quote was a winner:"If you fly a canopy, you're part of the problem. If you don't fly a canopy, you're on the wrong site"

-Chanti-

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Tonto's quote was a winner:"If you fly a canopy, you're part of the problem. If you don't fly a canopy, you're on the wrong site"

Yeah, I like that one too.

My all time favorite - (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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You stupid fucker.


Simple, yet elegant.

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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You stupid fucker.
Simple, yet elegant.

True.
Not to mention, precise and to the point.

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[Thanatos340 1]

and accurate.

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and accurate.

Ah, YES thantos... TRUE THAT!

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me in the ass?"(Anonymous Poster)

That one was certainly my favorite!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me in the ass?"(Anonymous Poster)

That one was certainly my favorite!

Blues,
Dave

Speaking of which - I need some more phone time with those people you were hanging out with last time.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me in the ass?"(Anonymous Poster)

That one was certainly my favorite!

Blues,
Dave

Speaking of which - I need some more phone time with those people you were hanging out with last time.

You'll have to be a bit more specific than that, as I don't know which time was the last time. What state was I in, geographically speaking?

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me in the ass?"(Anonymous Poster)

That one was certainly my favorite!

Blues,
Dave

Speaking of which - I need some more phone time with those people you were hanging out with last time.

You'll have to be a bit more specific than that, as I don't know which time was the last time. What state was I in, geographically speaking?

Blues,
Dave

It started out as driving to get - a car?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me in the ass?"(Anonymous Poster)

That one was certainly my favorite!

Blues,
Dave

Speaking of which - I need some more phone time with those people you were hanging out with last time.

You'll have to be a bit more specific than that, as I don't know which time was the last time. What state was I in, geographically speaking?

Blues,
Dave

It started out as driving to get - a car?

Got it. I shall have her call at my earliest convenience.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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"Hey nascar's on TV, wanna come over and fuck me in the ass?"(Anonymous Poster)

That one was certainly my favorite!

Blues,
Dave

Speaking of which - I need some more phone time with those people you were hanging out with last time.

You'll have to be a bit more specific than that, as I don't know which time was the last time. What state was I in, geographically speaking?

Blues,
Dave

It started out as driving to get - a car?

Got it. I shall have her call at my earliest convenience.

Blues,
Dave

Ahhhh -

Memories - that was a good night.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Remster 30]

Not a one liner, but AlienAngel's day at the DZ post is by far the best post ever on here.

Remster

[porpoishead 8]

think it was daves sig line for a while


"I cannot begin to explain the immensity of the fuck that I do not give"

or something along those lines, too funny!!

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[airtwardo 7]

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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think it was daves sig line for a while


"I cannot begin to explain the immensity of the fuck that I do not give"

or something along those lines, too funny!!

Yeah, I liked that one too (I think it was "describe").

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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think it was daves sig line for a while


"I cannot begin to explain the immensity of the fuck that I do not give"

or something along those lines, too funny!!

Yeah, I liked that one too (I think it was "describe").

Blues,
Dave

it was lampin, cold cold lampin

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell