Intervention for Jewels

[cocheese 0]

She's turning into a tunnel rat. We gotta save her. There's a whole new world out there she needs to discover.It's called the SKY.

It's time. Ok you hold her down while i put this rig on her. Start the plane. Oh...and we need video.

[Squeak 17]

She's doing her AFF1 tomorrow (your time)



Have a great Time Julie, and remember AFF1 students DO NOT go head down

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[sartre 0]

Pipe down and leave her alone. Nobody should be pressured to jump out of an airplane.

She'll do it when she's ready, and when she's ready, her friends will be there to support her.

[mnealtx 0]

With the tunnel time she's had, she'll probably have a MUCH more enjoyable AFF1 than most folks...she's gonna rock the jump!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[sartre 0]

Absolutely she is. I gotta get back in there and try to get myself somewhere near her level of flying-I'm struggling to hold a sit and she's working on head down.

[Jewels 0]

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With the tunnel time she's had, she'll probably have a MUCH more enjoyable AFF1 than most folks...she's gonna rock the jump!

HEY--WAIT--HOW DO *YOU* EVEN KNOW THAT I OVERDOSE ON TUNNEL TIME?! I knew I was . . . okay . . . slightly obsessed . . . but I didn't know that I had become notorious in the meantime.

I am looking forward to the freefall portion of the jump. That's the part I feel I know something about. Now if I can just relax enough to find my arch. (Breathe.)

And--YEAH!!--Vonnie's gonna be there for the whole thing!!!

I can't believe you outed me, cocheese. Well, really, I suppose I should be blaming YOU, Squeak!!!

TPM Sister #102

[sartre 0]

Nah, it was our posting on the women's forum. Don't blame Squeakster.

At least not this time.

[mnealtx 0]

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HEY--WAIT--HOW DO *YOU* EVEN KNOW THAT I OVERDOSE ON TUNNEL TIME?! [Shocked]

I didn't...until now!! I *do* remember seeing you post about the tunnel, though...and Cheezy's post didn't help ya any in that regard...

Have fun with the jump!! Big smile, but watch out for bugs in yer teeth!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[Squeak 17]

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I can't believe you outed me, cocheese. Well, really, I suppose I should be blaming YOU, Squeak!!!

You need to read the Womens forum The Gossip Gurus have been talking about for days

You are going to have a STELLAR time

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Jewels 0]

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Nah, it was our posting on the women's forum. Don't blame Squeakster.

At least not this time.

Ah, c'mon, that's the first chance I've had to blame him for anything.

TPM Sister #102

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I can't believe you outed me, cocheese. Well, really, I suppose I should be blaming YOU, Squeak!!!

You need to read the Womens forum The Gossip Gurus have been talking about for days

You are going to have a STELLAR time

FOR DAYS?! I thought I was keeping track. . . . Curses.

I really, really hope you're right.

TPM Sister #102

[Jewels 0]

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***Have fun with the jump!! Big smile, but watch out for bugs in yer teeth!

Note to self: Take dental floss. Then immediately buy a full-face.

TPM Sister #102

[cocheese 0]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I had no idea Jewels is jumping tomorrow. Case dismissed. Free the suspect.

Sweet! I'm happy... and nervous for you.

[sartre 0]

you don't get to jump with a full face while you're on student status. But I'll let you wear my pink protec if you want!

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I had no idea Jewels is jumping tomorrow. Case dismissed. Free the suspect.

Sweet! I'm happy... and nervous for you.

Yeah. . . . I keep replaying my latest skydiving song (ironically, entitled "Dive"), which says:

My heart is racing and my knees are weak
As I walk to the edge
I know there is no turning back
Once my feet have left the ledge
And in the rush I hear a voice
Thats telling me its time to take the leap of faith
So here I go

Im diving in Im going deep in over my head I want to be
Caught in the rush lost in the flow in over my head I want to go
The river's deep the river's wide the river's water is alive
So sink or swim I'm diving in. . . .



Okay, so it's about diving into water. Same concept. Time to take the leap of faith. The problem is, I'm increasingly of the opinion that taking this kind of leap of faith and insanity are not that far apart from each other.

TPM Sister #102

[cocheese 0]

soon you will understand why it helps to be a little bit insane.

[Jewels 0]

Shhhh! Then let's not tell them I'm on student status! (Is there anything sort of . . . PRE-student? Or maybe a class for the remedial students? I could tell them the full face is for my own protection. . . . That's TOTALLY believable.)

TPM Sister #102

[sartre 0]

They want to be able to see the look of terror on your face. I mean the look of ecstasy. The tears of joy. And the bugs in your teeth.

[Jewels 0]

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They want to be able to see the look of terror on your face. I mean the look of ecstasy. The tears of joy. And the bugs in your teeth.

I've been walking around with that look of terror ever since Tuesday, when I agreed to this wonderful/horrible plan!

TPM Sister #102

[sartre 0]

Well, I'll buy you a big ass drink when you're done. Doesn't that sound fun? A frosty beverage to give you a little buzz for the ride home.

And I'll make sure you get some chocolate as well.

[cocheese 0]

Go to bed you two. You have a big day tomorrow.

[Jewels 0]

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Well, I'll buy you a big ass drink when you're done. Doesn't that sound fun? A frosty beverage to give you a little buzz for the ride home.

And I'll make sure you get some chocolate as well.

I'm thinking the drink should come FIRST.

TPM Sister #102