guppie01 0 #1 June 18, 2007 So, think I'd lose my job if I sent this.... Dear Mr. Customer, I receive great pleasure letting your cargo sit for days on end… The visual of you sitting at your desk while your blood pressure increases, the veins begin to pop out of your head, and ultimately awaiting your aneurism gives me great satisfaction. Till next time."Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #2 June 18, 2007 I did recently tell a customer that they simply did not have the sophistication required to run my software. I would gladly return the full purchase price if they promised to never call me again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 June 18, 2007 QuoteSo, think I'd lose my job if I sent this.... Dear Mr. Customer, I receive great pleasure letting your cargo sit for days on end Because I love the color of red your face turns. The visual of you sitting at your desk while your blood pressure increases, and the veins begin to pop out of your head, and ultimately awaiting your aneurism gives me great satisfaction. Please let me know when there is some other stupid accusation you would like to forward to my chain of command in the future, and I will see if we can ship your purchase to the most remote holding area we have. Don't you be worried about security though, we'll take a picture of your merchandise and send you an e-mail and location everytime we move it to a different, yet satisfyingly frustrating location for you. Till next time. I did some creative editing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 June 18, 2007 LOL Thanks Turtle!!!! Same guy I wanted to cast a spell on last month. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 June 18, 2007 Quote LOL Thanks Turtle!!!! Same guy I wanted to cast a spell on last month. g How did I know that already - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 June 18, 2007 Dear Mr. Customer, Our current contract with you allows exactly 70 give-a-fucks per project. You caused me to squander all of those allotted for this shipment in the first two days of last week. Please forward me sufficient give-a-fucks for the remainder of this campaign at your earliest possible convenience, after which I shall promptly resume scrutinizing every bit of minutia your micro-managing ass could possibly desire. Kind regards, Gia"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 June 18, 2007 Oh, bless you Dave!!!! That gave me a good chuckle!!! I think I need a jar on my desk with give-a-fucks!!! LOVE IT!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 June 18, 2007 Quote Oh, bless you Dave!!!! That gave me a good chuckle!!! I think I need a jar on my desk with give-a-fucks!!! LOVE IT!!! g Leave one in there and you can tell them it is reserved already.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #9 June 18, 2007 Quote Oh, bless you Dave!!!! That gave me a good chuckle!!! I think I need a jar on my desk with give-a-fucks!!! LOVE IT!!! g Here's an Ef Ewe in case you need one later.'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 June 18, 2007 LOL Are we there yet~!? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #11 June 18, 2007 Quote LOL Are we there yet~!? g Soon, grasshopper ... soon ... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #12 June 19, 2007 We were at a box store return desk and the nice lady says store credit rather tham credit to my credit card acct. Told nice lady i was going to hold my breath until She credited the CC. Her instant comeback "Please do" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
