piratemike 0 #26 June 19, 2007 I like to live under the philosophy of "take whatever you want, just replace it with like items." Also, try not take the last of things like beer. Anyhow, this more laid back approach worked well until a roommate I have for several months. He would deny he had eaten things, and never replace them. Then my bottles of wine started to disappear. We had other problems, fortunately he moved out after a few months. It sucked, guys like that really make you feel like you should run things like a business. I want a roommate, not a client. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
za_skydiver 0 #27 June 19, 2007 Quote Fix something nice and yummy and load it with laxatives. Old trick but very effective. Works very well indeed! Some dream of flying, i live the dream... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #28 June 20, 2007 so i have a few solutions at hand that i can use...also the Marine way also works since im 2 ranks higher than him and he is brand new to the unit =D. that makes things so easy :P. but i have the invoice printed out...trying to find tape or something sticky....hmmm. more updates to comeJewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #29 June 20, 2007 The rats ate the pizza rolls, he only ate the rats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #30 June 20, 2007 Spread photoshopped pictures around the company, showing that he beats off to pics of Chesty Puller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
algboy 0 #31 June 20, 2007 Make a really yummy-looking Poor Boy sandwich, Chili, hamburger, spaghetti sauce, etc. Put about a tablespoon of powdered habanero pepper in it--or just squirt some bear repellant into it. Ayykarumba!! That'll rock his foodswiping world!! I once put some Neet hair remover into a bottle of shampoo for a scammin' roomie who was into my shower toiletries, too. No more problems after that. "Payback: it's fun--and tastes great, too!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #32 June 20, 2007 what the fuck kinda dinner is pizza rolls??? youre gonna die of malnutrition bro, cut his fucking hands off and eat those. hook em up with some tony chachere's they'll be more nutritious, and better tastinmake sure you boil em for a while, gets all the shit out from under the fingernails if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
