popsjumper 2 #1 June 20, 2007 Either pray for me or laugh and point fingers at the dumbass. There's going to be about 350 people there. Bad news: It's a dumbass high school reunion. Good news: It's just across I-75 from Z-hills. Z-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem...do see where I'm going with this? If I don't get beat up or stabbed at Z-hills, I'll be back next week....maybe. Come to think of it, probably the week after because I want to visit Skydive Tampa Bay (the Dobson crew) and Skydive Palatka (the Art of Skydiving and the Falling Gators) while I'm down there. Wish me luck.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #2 June 20, 2007 You're going to convince your peers to make a tandem jump? Good Luck!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #3 June 20, 2007 you went to school, damn.American education at its besthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 June 20, 2007 High school reunion. Wow. Do you think you will get either Orville or Wilbur to make a tandem?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #5 June 20, 2007 Quote Either pray for me or laugh and point fingers at the dumbass. There's going to be about 350 people there. Bad news: It's a dumbass high school reunion. Good news: It's just across I-75 from Z-hills. Z-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem...do see where I'm going with this? If I don't get beat up or stabbed at Z-hills, I'll be back next week....maybe. Come to think of it, probably the week after because I want to visit Skydive Tampa Bay (the Dobson crew) and Skydive Palatka (the Art of Skydiving and the Falling Gators) while I'm down there. Wish me luck. So when will you be at the Hills not that I am sharpening my knife or anythingYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 June 20, 2007 My only question is... which one is it... 20, 30, 40, wait it's not your 50th is it? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #7 June 20, 2007 Oh fun times catching up with the class of MCCLXXV I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 June 20, 2007 Dude, prepare a speech about how great it is etc and that they should consider it. Grab the mic when it's time and give the speach. Sign 'em up. Did 350 people really live as long as you? or are half of those people assistants/wheelchair pushers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #9 June 20, 2007 QuoteZ-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, we don't. Haven't for several years. It's ten bucks off a normal jump ticket.Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #10 June 20, 2007 Anybody want to help me bartend the event. The Set up should be easyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #11 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote Z-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, we don't. Haven't for several years. It's ten bucks off a normal jump ticket. But if he brings in two tandems, then he gets $10 off of two jumps, which pretty much amounts to a free jump. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #12 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Z-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, we don't. Haven't for several years. It's ten bucks off a normal jump ticket. But if he brings in two tandems, then he gets $10 off of two jumps, which pretty much amounts to a free jump. You math guys never cease to amaze.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #13 June 20, 2007 Quote You math guys never cease to amaze.... If Jon graduated highschool 30 years ago and goes to a reunion filled with 124-50 year olds with the intent of creating a math equation, how many free jumps will he get if he brings 9 first time jumpers to the sky if each new jumper gives jon 50% off of a $20 jmp ticket. for extra credit-- What is the likely hood a post on DZ.com will jon laid more than 3 times if he brings enough first time jumpers to buy himself a new rig? Jon is a fictional character I made up and has no correlation to any real live human being.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #14 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote You math guys never cease to amaze.... If Jon graduated highschool 30 years ago and goes to a reunion filled with 124-50 year olds with the intent of creating a math equation, how many free jumps will he get if he brings 9 first time jumpers to the sky if each new jumper gives jon 50% off of a $20 jmp ticket. JT...youre scaring me. for extra credit-- What is the likely hood a post on DZ.com will jon laid more than 3 times if he brings enough first time jumpers to buy himself a new rig? Jon is a fictional character I made up and has no correlation to any real live human being. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #15 June 20, 2007 Ow... I have a headache from just trying to read that post."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #16 June 20, 2007 That was the point. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #17 June 20, 2007 Jon is a fictional character I made up and has no correlation to any real live human being. Quote Um....JT....what's your first name again? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #18 June 20, 2007 J How hard was that to figure out? My middle name is T My Last name is Val My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #19 June 20, 2007 Quote Jon is a fictional character I made up and has no correlation to any real live human being. Quote Um....JT....what's your first name again? I KNOW I KNOW bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #20 June 20, 2007 Quote J How hard was that to figure out? My middle name is T My Last name is Val Guess the folks were in kind of a hurry to get home from the hospital huh?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #21 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote Z-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, we don't. Haven't for several years. It's ten bucks off a normal jump ticket. Damn! 1 year ago. Has it been that long since I brought a tandem to the Hills or was TK just being nice to me?? Cie la Vie....half-off is better than nothing unless you're looking to get laid. Wait...a NEW idea just popped into my head. Oh...put a hold on that...all those women are now old and waaaay out of my preferred age bracket. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #22 June 20, 2007 ....half-off is better than nothing Quote Rough circumcision huh? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #23 June 20, 2007 Quote ....half-off is better than nothing Quote Rough circumcision huh? ouch! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #24 June 20, 2007 Quote ...Did 350 people really live as long as you? or are half of those people assistants/wheelchair pushers? Probably most of them will be wearing the latest fashions in caskets and urns. I think the event is subtitled, "Necrophiliacs Anonymous". Maybe Randy will get to do an ash dive or two. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #25 June 20, 2007 Quote the folks were in kind of a hurry to get home from the hospital huh?! they didn't want any public embarrassment. funny thing is my grandmothers LEGAL name was "Mil" that's it. MIL. she was supposed to be Millie (some mid name and her maidenlast name)All that was on her Birth cert was MIL.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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2fat2fly 0 #10 June 20, 2007 Anybody want to help me bartend the event. The Set up should be easyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote Z-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, we don't. Haven't for several years. It's ten bucks off a normal jump ticket. But if he brings in two tandems, then he gets $10 off of two jumps, which pretty much amounts to a free jump. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Z-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, we don't. Haven't for several years. It's ten bucks off a normal jump ticket. But if he brings in two tandems, then he gets $10 off of two jumps, which pretty much amounts to a free jump. You math guys never cease to amaze.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 June 20, 2007 Quote You math guys never cease to amaze.... If Jon graduated highschool 30 years ago and goes to a reunion filled with 124-50 year olds with the intent of creating a math equation, how many free jumps will he get if he brings 9 first time jumpers to the sky if each new jumper gives jon 50% off of a $20 jmp ticket. for extra credit-- What is the likely hood a post on DZ.com will jon laid more than 3 times if he brings enough first time jumpers to buy himself a new rig? Jon is a fictional character I made up and has no correlation to any real live human being.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #14 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote You math guys never cease to amaze.... If Jon graduated highschool 30 years ago and goes to a reunion filled with 124-50 year olds with the intent of creating a math equation, how many free jumps will he get if he brings 9 first time jumpers to the sky if each new jumper gives jon 50% off of a $20 jmp ticket. JT...youre scaring me. for extra credit-- What is the likely hood a post on DZ.com will jon laid more than 3 times if he brings enough first time jumpers to buy himself a new rig? Jon is a fictional character I made up and has no correlation to any real live human being. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 June 20, 2007 Ow... I have a headache from just trying to read that post."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 June 20, 2007 That was the point. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 June 20, 2007 Jon is a fictional character I made up and has no correlation to any real live human being. Quote Um....JT....what's your first name again? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 June 20, 2007 J How hard was that to figure out? My middle name is T My Last name is Val My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #19 June 20, 2007 Quote Jon is a fictional character I made up and has no correlation to any real live human being. Quote Um....JT....what's your first name again? I KNOW I KNOW bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 June 20, 2007 Quote J How hard was that to figure out? My middle name is T My Last name is Val Guess the folks were in kind of a hurry to get home from the hospital huh?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote Z-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, we don't. Haven't for several years. It's ten bucks off a normal jump ticket. Damn! 1 year ago. Has it been that long since I brought a tandem to the Hills or was TK just being nice to me?? Cie la Vie....half-off is better than nothing unless you're looking to get laid. Wait...a NEW idea just popped into my head. Oh...put a hold on that...all those women are now old and waaaay out of my preferred age bracket. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 June 20, 2007 ....half-off is better than nothing Quote Rough circumcision huh? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 June 20, 2007 Quote ....half-off is better than nothing Quote Rough circumcision huh? ouch! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 June 20, 2007 Quote ...Did 350 people really live as long as you? or are half of those people assistants/wheelchair pushers? Probably most of them will be wearing the latest fashions in caskets and urns. I think the event is subtitled, "Necrophiliacs Anonymous". Maybe Randy will get to do an ash dive or two. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 June 20, 2007 Quote the folks were in kind of a hurry to get home from the hospital huh?! they didn't want any public embarrassment. funny thing is my grandmothers LEGAL name was "Mil" that's it. MIL. she was supposed to be Millie (some mid name and her maidenlast name)All that was on her Birth cert was MIL.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
