Should I be offended?

[skymama 37]

So, out of the blue, I got a pm from a male dz.commer yesterday. He seems to be a nice guy from his posts. I don't really know him that well and haven't really exchanged pm's before. He just wrote a short note, telling me to pick up a certain diet book if I have the time and congratulated me on my wedding. Is he calling me fat?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[jtval 0]

We all know that below you're head you are totally round.

My photos

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[turtlespeed 226]

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So, out of the blue, I got a pm from a male dz.commer yesterday. He seems to be a nice guy from his posts. I don't really know him that well and haven't really exchanged pm's before. He just wrote a short note, telling me to pick up a certain diet book if I have the time and congratulated me on my wedding. Is he calling me fat?

The blasphemy!

DO NOT INSULT HER HOTNESS!

He should be banned.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[McDuck 0]

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We all know that below you're head you are totally round.

I've got video to the contrary.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[leroydb 0]

I would be happy that some stranger cares enough to think about your health. No he is not calling you fat.

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[turtlespeed 226]

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We all know that below you're head you are totally round.

Are you saying she has a pointy head?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[jtval 0]

So she's 2 dimensional?

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[simplyputsi 0]

why you gotta call me out like that???



Hell if I know, but my guess is he assumes that like most brides you want to go on a weight loss kick so that you are as tiny as possible for your wedding. Pretty stupid assumption if that is the case.

you are PHAT though

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[turtlespeed 226]

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why you gotta call me out like that???



Hell if I know, but my guess is he assumes that like most brides you want to go on a weight loss kick so that you are as tiny as possible for your wedding. Pretty stupid assumption if that is the case.

you are PHAT though

Kiss ass!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skymama 37]

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I would be happy that some stranger cares enough to think about your health. No he is not calling you fat.

But, I work out 5 times a week and eat a low-fat diet already. My doctor doesn't even have any issues with my health!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[simplyputsi 0]

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you are PHAT though

Kiss ass!

I treat her Hotness with respect!!!!

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[skymama 37]

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you are PHAT though

You're just trying to make-up for not letting me spank people. I'm onto you.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[leroydb 0]

the ther guy must be secretly an ass or gay.... ban him

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[turtlespeed 226]

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the ther guy must be secretly an ass or gay.... ban him

It was Funks.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[leroydb 0]

does that smiley dnote that funks gets "funky?"

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[simplyputsi 0]

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you are PHAT though

You're just trying to make-up for not letting me spank people. I'm onto you.

I didn't say you couldn't spank people, just that you couldn't have a paddle. I'm sure you could improvise.

After all said and done though I think you should ban said PMer.

All in favor say I.

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the I's have it!!

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[JENNR8R 0]

I thought I read a post from you saying that you wanted to lose weight before your wedding. Maybe he read that and was just trying to be helpful.

Personally, I don't think you need to lose anything. You are absolutely beautiful... physically and in every other way.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Let's kill him.

[airtwardo 7]

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Let's kill him.

I'm In...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[skymama 37]

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You are absolutely beautiful... physically and in every other way.

Aw, thanks Jen, that's so sweet of you to say!
Maybe I did...I never remember what I post. There have been many times that I've gotten an e-mail saying, "so-and-so has replied to your post in this thread" and I've thought, "I posted to that thread??"

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[turtlespeed 226]

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Let's kill him.

I'm In...

Count me in.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[JENNR8R 0]

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Let's kill him.

My first reaction to reading your reply was that it was a bit harsh. On reflection, however, I have come to the conclusion that any man who would suggest to a woman that she needs to lose weight should be a candidate for capital punishment. Hopefully, this will serve as a deterrent for other men. A heinous crime has, indeed, been committed.

Where is the posse forming?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Let's kill him.

My first reaction to reading your reply was that it was a bit harsh. On reflection, however, I have come to the conclusion that any man who would suggest to a woman that she needs to lose weight should be a candidate for capital punishment. Hopefully, this will serve as a deterrent for other men. A heinous crime has, indeed, been committed.

Where is the posse forming?

We'll start in Orlando. Other than that I can't tell you.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[airtwardo 7]

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Let's kill him.

My first reaction to reading your reply was that it was a bit harsh. On reflection, however, I have come to the conclusion that any man who would suggest to a woman that she needs to lose weight should be a candidate for capital punishment. Hopefully, this will serve as a deterrent for other men. A heinous crime has, indeed, been committed.

Where is the posse forming?

Satriale's Pork Store

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[nerd137 0]

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So, out of the blue, I got a pm from a male dz.commer yesterday. He seems to be a nice guy from his posts. I don't really know him that well and haven't really exchanged pm's before. He just wrote a short note, telling me......

Up until right there, I thought "Is she talking about me? Geez, all I did was try and help with her computer problem..." Then I read "...to pick up a certain diet book". Whew, not me!

Hahahaha.