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PLFXpert

I Heard a Funny Bit...

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on Last Comic Standing.

I'm a terrible joke-teller, though. And I don't even think many will get it. Plus, it's probably better told in person. I wanted to post it in the appropriate thread, but I see said thread has been locked. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh...

OK. OK. Stop me if you've heard it:

"So I'm riding the subway the other day and I see an advertisement that reads 'You wouldn't steal a cell phone. You wouldn't steal a car....' You guys have seen the sign, right? Of course I wouldn't steal a cell phone. No way I would steal a car. But, if my buddy came home from the dealership driving a shiny new sport's car and said, 'Hey! Nice huh? You want me to burn you a copy?' I thought, 'Yea! That I might consider.'"

:D
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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