flyinchicken 0 #26 June 22, 2007 QuoteThat will be a good start--especially if you go into the women's forum and complain that all women hate you because you're so much more beautiful and sexy than they are. OMG DO IT! Oh man that would be MORE than drama....... "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #27 June 22, 2007 That will be a good start--especially if you go into the women's forum and complain that all women hate you because you're so much more beautiful and sexy than they are. Walt I'm also thinner with better hair and shoes and guys are afraid to hit on me because they are intimidated by my beauty.......It's scary but, I have actually heard girls say that kind of stuffFly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #28 June 22, 2007 Quote Quote How's THAT for drama, honey? Now *that* is what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!BTW, being a huge fan of stereotypes, I've gotta ask: how many of the participants live in a trailer park? Walt Not yet...not until the landlord in the duplex they are renting figures out that they are breeding fucking PITBULLS in his/her damn rental house...uh, which will take all of 2 days because it's a fucking duplex!!! I'm kinda thinkin' the neighbor will say something!!! Dumb asses. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 June 22, 2007 Quote Quote Quote How's THAT for drama, honey? Now *that* is what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!BTW, being a huge fan of stereotypes, I've gotta ask: how many of the participants live in a trailer park? Walt Not yet...not until the landlord in the duplex they are renting figures out that they are breeding fucking PITBULLS in his/her damn rental house...uh, which will take all of 2 days because it's a fucking duplex!!! I'm kinda thinkin' the neighbor will say something!!! Dumb asses. Wow!!!!Has the guy spent time in prison? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #30 June 22, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote How's THAT for drama, honey? Now *that* is what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!BTW, being a huge fan of stereotypes, I've gotta ask: how many of the participants live in a trailer park? Walt Not yet...not until the landlord in the duplex they are renting figures out that they are breeding fucking PITBULLS in his/her damn rental house...uh, which will take all of 2 days because it's a fucking duplex!!! I'm kinda thinkin' the neighbor will say something!!! Dumb asses. Wow!!!!Has the guy spent time in prison? Walt YES HE HAS!!!! -why, do you know him? It gets better...yesterday we tried to refinance our mortgage, and guess what shows up on title -over $15,000 of judgements in HER name on MY title!! Our first and last names are the same (we have a common first name and I married her brother, so we have the same last names, too) but our middle names are different. I'm Lynn and she's Marie. Of course these judgements got slapped onto my title and my credit because she won't give out her new addresses or phone numbers, -she moves frequently within the county, guess why? We have resided in the same county for about 5 years; she just moves apartments or houses within the county, so of course her creditors come after me. I even had a damn lawsuit filed against me for her last year. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #31 June 22, 2007 Quote YES HE HAS!!!! -why, do you know him? It gets better...yesterday we tried to refinance our mortgage, and guess what shows up on title -over $15,000 of judgements in HER name on MY title!! Our first and last names are the same (we have a common first name and I married her brother, so we have the same last names, too) but our middle names are different. I'm Lynn and she's Marie. Of course these judgements got slapped onto my title and my credit because she won't give out her new addresses or phone numbers, -she moves frequently within the county, guess why? We have resided in the same county for about 5 years; she just moves apartments or houses within the county, so of course her creditors come after me. I even had a damn lawsuit filed against me for her last year. No, I don't know him but I'm starting to see a pattern (wow, do I love stereotypes!!!!) Ok, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and make some more guesses about his background. I'm guessing he was only in prison once, for 5 years or less, but he has been in jail a number of times on misdemeanors--especially for not paying traffic fines. His prison time was either for drugs or stealing a car. He has visible tattoos. He drinks every day and smokes cigarettes. He works off and on and is either in some sort of outdoor job or, if it is indoors, uses his hands, e.g., transmission mechanic maybe? How am I doing so far? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #32 June 22, 2007 Quote No, I don't know him but I'm starting to see a pattern (wow, do I love stereotypes!!!!) Ok, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and make some more guesses about his background. I'm guessing he was only in prison once, for 5 years or less, but he has been in jail a number of times on misdemeanors--especially for not paying traffic fines. As far as I know, he was in jail once... Quote His prison time was either for drugs or stealing a car. Mmm, nope. It was for assault. But he did smoke weed when he first met my in law back in college (so did she, big surprise) Quote He has visible tattoos. Yeah, and now my inlaw has 4 new ones...all with his damn name on them (again, been physically with the guy for about 3 months and constantly fighting over email and the phone, and you tattoo yourself up with his name...) Quote He drinks every day and smokes cigarettes. I know he drinks, don't know how much...and he smokes. Quote He works off and on and is either in some sort of outdoor job or, if it is indoors, uses his hands, e.g., transmission mechanic maybe? Chopper mechanic. Got out of the army and couldn't hold on to a job. Finally found a job on a civilian contract repairing Black Hawks doing the same thing he did when he was in. Quote How am I doing so far? Walt Pretty good! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #33 June 22, 2007 Ok, now for the in-law. She's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, is she? I'm guessing she finished high school--barely. No college or (doubt it) a course or two at a community college. She drinks a little. She smokes, but not a lot. She has bounced checks but not enough to go to jail. She works full-time but not in job that pays much. Ok so far? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #34 June 22, 2007 Quote Ok, now for the in-law. She's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, is she? I'm guessing she finished high school--barely. No college or (doubt it) a course or two at a community college. She drinks a little. She smokes, but not a lot. She has bounced checks but not enough to go to jail. She works full-time but not in job that pays much. Ok so far? Walt Sounds a lot like Tonya Harding. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #35 June 22, 2007 Quote Ok, now for the in-law. She's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, is she? Definitely not! Quote I'm guessing she finished high school--barely. No college or (doubt it) a course or two at a community college. Actually, she has a degree (but it's from a Texas university, so that's like a high school diploma up here. Kidding, everyone! ) She is a special ed teacher. Quote She drinks a little. She smokes, but not a lot. She does drink a little, I haven't seen her smoke. Quote She has bounced checks but not enough to go to jail. OMG she has bouced so many checks to US it's ridiculous!! She was an affiliated partner of ours (biz), but she kept f'ing up her financial responsibilities so bad that I had to step in and take over running her clients and her business for the past year and a half. (I never charged for it, but I am charging for my professional services starting today, BTW...) Quote She works full-time but not in job that pays much. She only substitutes up here (she was fired twice). She says she was fired due to a psychologist not signing off for her to come back to work after she was injured by a student -she WAS beaten by one of her high school students pretty badly. That part isn't BS. All the rest of it, who knows...she tried to tell my best friend that she was let go this last time because she was attacked AGAIN by a student that broke her arm. She broke her arm roller blading, and she was teaching 3rd f*cking grade. She tried to say that a 3rd grader stabbed her with an object and broke her arm. () She says she has full-time job offers to be a special ed teacher down south when they move, but again who f*cking knows. Anyhow, if you wanna see how truly insane she is, read my 'Jessica' thread. That's right, same chick, same boyfriend....Oh BTW...did I mention that she lied to our priest and said that she was married to this guy? In front of the whole congregation. 'Jessica' is goin' to hell on a slow train. -but I love her. I am required to. For my little neices' sakes I hope she pulls her head out of her...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #36 June 22, 2007 Quote Sounds a lot like Tonya Harding. Bingo!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #37 June 22, 2007 Quote Actually, she has a degree (but it's from a Texas university, so that's like a high school diploma up here. Kidding, everyone! ) She is a special ed teacher. This disturbs me because it really throws a wrench in the Tonya Harding stereotype that I was envisioning. A woman friend once told me that she thinks guys who date women who don't have professional degrees are crazy because women with professional degrees are *far* more likely to not be drama queens. There seems to be some element of truth to that although I don't think it automatically makes a women who doesn't have a professional degree, a drama queen. This chick sounds like quite the psychopath. Please don't send her back to Texas!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #38 June 22, 2007 I thought the thread title was "Shave me, please"... Yuck... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
