waltappel 1 #1 June 21, 2007 Every year, more than 10 million people worldwide die of drama starvation--most after experiencing the pain of being drama-starved every minute of their waking hours for months, if not years. You can help. For only one drama-filled post a week, you can enrich the lives of so many. Won't you please help? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 June 21, 2007 Oh I thought you just needed a good FLUSH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 June 21, 2007 Quote Oh I thought you just needed a good SHIT Fixed it "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 June 21, 2007 Quote Every year, more than 10 million people worldwide die of drama starvation--most after experiencing the pain of being drama-starved every minute of their waking hours for months, if not years. You can help. For only one drama-filled post a week, you can enrich the lives of so many. Won't you please help? Walt Ummm, Walt STFU Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 June 21, 2007 I know something you don't know, but I can't tell you what it is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 June 21, 2007 Walt, are you pregnant again? Your whores are moaningI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 June 21, 2007 Hey, if you keep giving me a bunch of crap I'm going to leave and never come back. I'll probably hold my breath until I pass out, too. Then you'll be sorry!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 June 21, 2007 QuoteI know something you don't know, but I can't tell you what it is. Ok, I figured you were one of the people hording the drama. Share, dammit!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 June 21, 2007 I'll probably hold my breath until I pass out, too. Then you'll be sorry!!!! _______________________ Can I watch?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 June 21, 2007 Quote Hey, if you keep giving me a bunch of crap I'm going to leave and never come back. I'll probably hold my breath until I pass out, too. Then you'll be sorry!!!! Walt Is that an either / or scenario ? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 June 21, 2007 Well, if I just told you, it wouldn't be drama, would it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 June 21, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 June 21, 2007 Quote I'll probably hold my breath until I pass out, too. Just please don't threaten us with a hunger strike.That would be too cruel to us."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #14 June 21, 2007 Walt, go find yourself a BIG hair salon, make sure there are a few really hot women hairstylists and a few gay men workin there. Trust me 1 haircut every 6 weeks an you'll get ur fill. An you'll look hot at the end of it. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 June 21, 2007 You guys are no help. Time to pull out my secret weapon in my war against the drama famine: the Mexican Soap Opera!!! You don't need to thank me. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 June 21, 2007 I have an in-law that's moving in with her boyfriend that's actually her first baby-daddy from 9 years ago that she left when she was pregnant originally because she said he was dangerous. They just saw each other again for the first time in 9 years this last June; he met his baby and my in-law and screwed her that night, promptly left his wife and two infant sons, moved up here with my in-law for 2 months, left to Iraq on a civilian contract, and has her moving her two daughters to Oklahoma to live with his mama and daddy while he's gone so they can rent a duplex when he gets back and try to breed pitbulls (in this rental duplex). He wants to be in OK near his other kids. They are telling everyone that they are married and using his last name for them and the girls but they CAN'T be married because he isn't fully divorced from his other wife (ex-wife #2) yet...and baby-daddy #2 of my other neice is not gonna stand for her with this new last name thing, and since they are moving right BACK to where baby-daddy #2 ALSO lives, baby #2 is going to have to deal with the multiple daddies again frequently. How's THAT for drama, honey? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 June 21, 2007 Quote Hey, if you keep giving me a bunch of crap I'm going to leave and never come back. I'll probably hold my breath until I pass out, too. Then you'll be sorry!!!! Walt ____________________________________ Time starts... NOW! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 June 21, 2007 Quote How's THAT for drama, honey? Now *that* is what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!BTW, being a huge fan of stereotypes, I've gotta ask: how many of the participants live in a trailer park? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #19 June 21, 2007 Oh yeah, I'm going to make several post about common subjects with out using the search function, ask every one on here for skydiving advice with out asking my instructor, post all my political opinions in the bonfire and "I broke a finger nail" in the incidents form, yell at stupid swoopers for getting in MY landing pattern, break all the beer rules and never pay up then tell everyone to fuck off because I have 30 jumps and I know EVERYTHING!!! That enough drama for ya Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 June 21, 2007 Quote Quote How's THAT for drama, honey? Now *that* is what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!BTW, being a huge fan of stereotypes, I've gotta ask: how many of the participants live in a trailer park? Walt Could there be any other type??? Those people also belong on the Jerry Springer Show! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beufus 0 #21 June 21, 2007 This thread is begging for the drama llama Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 June 21, 2007 Quote Won't you please help? Why should I? You haven't told us a good story in like forever. Quid pro quo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #23 June 21, 2007 Quote Quote Won't you please help? Why should I? You haven't told us a good story in like forever. Quid pro quo That's cause he is holding his breath like he promised. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #24 June 21, 2007 Quote Hey, if you keep giving me a bunch of crap I'm going to leave and never come back. Walt Aren't you the one who is supposed to be giving us a bunch of crap? We can give you crap, but it seems like yours is quite impressive on it's own. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 June 22, 2007 Quote Oh yeah, I'm going to make several post about common subjects with out using the search function, ask every one on here for skydiving advice with out asking my instructor, post all my political opinions in the bonfire and "I broke a finger nail" in the incidents form, yell at stupid swoopers for getting in MY landing pattern, break all the beer rules and never pay up then tell everyone to fuck off because I have 30 jumps and I know EVERYTHING!!! That enough drama for ya That will be a good start--especially if you go into the women's forum and complain that all women hate you because you're so much more beautiful and sexy than they are. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
