livendive 8 #26 June 22, 2007 Quote Quote ...I'm still trying to decide whether to go to my 20 YEAR reunion this fall. In my case... Forget it...everybody is now waaaaay older than you, the hottie you dated weighs 340 lbs, and all your ex-friends have lost their hair. The Most Likely to Succeed guy is still in prison, the geek is rich and living on a yacht in the pacific, and the hippies are now fervent Republicans. The Valedictorian is homeless with no job, the drunk owns a distributorship and the shop teacher has finally learned how to use his new bionic hand. All in all, not bad results for Florida's educational system. I've already noticed from my class reunion web page that they're all WAY older than me. So after having been a total fuck-up in high school, if I show up with a college education, a decent career (not including skydiving instruction), and a hot, smart, funny 26 year old girlfriend, I ought to win, right? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #27 June 22, 2007 Quote And YOU 'Mama...I would have never thought... Sorry, I've been hanging out with you people far too long, I don't know what came over me. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #28 June 22, 2007 At least when your post standards sink to the level of the rest of us, you do it with style.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #29 June 22, 2007 Dude they should have never let you gradjimitate. You can't even type well you stated 40yr when it was supposed to be 400year reunion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #30 June 22, 2007 It's nice to know that your classmates got lots older, too. I thought it was just mine. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #31 June 23, 2007 Alright...so I went to the reception tonight. I was spot ON on all counts. Them fockers got old...and fat...and ugly...even more stupid than I remembered. But I did meet up with a couple of lost buddies so it was worth it. Only got two bites on tandems but WTH...between the medical, kids, wife/GF woe-is-me stories and the sweat hogs lined up at the trough of a buffet table, I have determined that somebody OWES me some free jumps just for subjecting myself to all that in the name of skydiving promotions. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 June 23, 2007 I like swiss...YOU like swiss?? Swiss people make GOOD cheese! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #33 June 24, 2007 Day 2 done. Not one freakin' old fart wants to skydive. Did meet up with a cheerleader that I dated and she hadn't changed since high school. Damn she's still lookin' good AND has money. Gave me her card and asked that I call (provocative body language included) the next time I'm in town. But I'm wonderin'. Since she's looking so good, why does she have an open space on her calendar? One old fart "remembered" me and started telling me things all about back then. I didn't have the heart to tell him he had the wrong guy. Most people assumed, and had a comment or two about it, that I was doing drugs (because of my long hair). I just had to laugh. They missed it by 30 years. The steak dinner was good so it was worth it. No dinner tomorrow so I think I'll skip out and stay here at z-hills and skydive all day. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #34 June 24, 2007 Take her out for a nice dinner, romantic atmosphere, soft music, excellent food, tell her she is beautiful. Buy a nice bottle of wine, show her how knowledgeable you are. Then when she is drunk bend her over her walker and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #35 June 24, 2007 Quote Take her out for a nice dinner, romantic atmosphere, soft music, excellent food, tell her she is beautiful. Buy a nice bottle of wine, show her how knowledgeable you are. Then when she is drunk bend her over her walker and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane. I like your way of thinking! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
