souleh 0 #1 June 22, 2007 Well, Walt wanted some drama so let's engineer some. I'm not sure how well this will work as I've just kinda made it up, but the aim is to write a DZ.com thriller Continue the story with each post, and involve the poster above you as a new character. Walt's to blame, so I'll start things off.. Walt looked up with a start. After yet another late night with his harem of prositutes and bottle of Jack Daniels, he'd fallen asleep on the job. Again. There was definitely a noise - and not just the sound of his hangover thundering between his ears. Glancing around, he reached for his torch and set a cautious foot outside the guard booth.. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #2 June 22, 2007 QuoteWalt looked up with a start. After yet another late night with his harem of prositutes and bottle of Jack Daniels, he'd fallen asleep on the job. Again. There was definitely a noise - and not just the sound of his hangover thundering between his ears. Glancing around, he reached for his torch and set a cautious foot outside the guard booth.. he was damned if anyone was going to break into the secret experiment codenamed: AN2. Slowly he set off for the main hangar, keeping to the shadows so that if souleh, the french-candian spy rumoured to be in the area really was out there, he wouldn't see him. Walt liked Jack and prossies, but he liked the element of surprise more... Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 June 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteWalt looked up with a start. After yet another late night with his harem of prositutes and bottle of Jack Daniels, he'd fallen asleep on the job. Again. There was definitely a noise - and not just the sound of his hangover thundering between his ears. Glancing around, he reached for his torch and set a cautious foot outside the guard booth.. he was damned if anyone was going to break into the secret experiment codenamed: AN2. Slowly he set off for the main hangar, keeping to the shadows so that if souleh, the french-candian spy rumoured to be in the area really was out there, he wouldn't see him. Walt liked Jack and prossies, but he liked the element of surprise more... As he approached the door to the hangar, he noticed that the door was unlocked, and left slightly ajar. Gripping his Mag-lite flashlight, he swings the door open, and directs the light into the dark hangar...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 June 22, 2007 Quote Well, Walt wanted some drama so let's engineer some. I'm not sure how well this will work as I've just kinda made it up, but the aim is to write a DZ.com thriller Continue the story with each post, and involve the poster above you as a new character. Walt's to blame, so I'll start things off.. Walt looked up with a start. After yet another late night with his harem of prositutes and bottle of Jack Daniels, he'd fallen asleep on the job. Again. There was definitely a noise - and not just the sound of his hangover thundering between his ears. Glancing around, he reached for his torch and set a cautious foot outside the guard booth.. Whew, for a minute there, I thought you were going to dress up in torn leather and a lot of makeup and crotch dance, like M. Jackson.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 June 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteWalt looked up with a start. After yet another late night with his harem of prositutes and bottle of Jack Daniels, he'd fallen asleep on the job. Again. There was definitely a noise - and not just the sound of his hangover thundering between his ears. Glancing around, he reached for his torch and set a cautious foot outside the guard booth.. he was damned if anyone was going to break into the secret experiment codenamed: AN2. Slowly he set off for the main hangar, keeping to the shadows so that if souleh, the french-candian spy rumoured to be in the area really was out there, he wouldn't see him. Walt liked Jack and prossies, but he liked the element of surprise more... As he approached the door to the hangar, he noticed that the door was unlocked, and left slightly ajar. Gripping his Mag-lite flashlight, he swings the door open, and directs the light into the dark hangar... He saw for a brief moment, a small reflection and quickly turned the flashlight off. Was it the light reflecting off a gun barrel or one of the many empty Jack Daniels bottles scattered on the floor near the AN2? Then he heard the sound.... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 June 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWalt looked up with a start. After yet another late night with his harem of prositutes and bottle of Jack Daniels, he'd fallen asleep on the job. Again. There was definitely a noise - and not just the sound of his hangover thundering between his ears. Glancing around, he reached for his torch and set a cautious foot outside the guard booth.. he was damned if anyone was going to break into the secret experiment codenamed: AN2. Slowly he set off for the main hangar, keeping to the shadows so that if souleh, the french-candian spy rumoured to be in the area really was out there, he wouldn't see him. Walt liked Jack and prossies, but he liked the element of surprise more... As he approached the door to the hangar, he noticed that the door was unlocked, and left slightly ajar. Gripping his Mag-lite flashlight, he swings the door open, and directs the light into the dark hangar... He saw for a brief moment, a small reflection and quickly turned the flashlight off. Was it the light reflecting off a gun barrel or one of the many empty Jack Daniels bottles scattered on the floor near the AN2? Then he heard the sound.... Walt as his eyes started to focus better in the dark he was able to make out the shadows he saw. It was a silhouette of a beautiful woman dressed in a sexy nighty....as he approached the shadow he noticed it wasnt a woman but it was Keith ......TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 June 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWalt looked up with a start. After yet another late night with his harem of prositutes and bottle of Jack Daniels, he'd fallen asleep on the job. Again. There was definitely a noise - and not just the sound of his hangover thundering between his ears. Glancing around, he reached for his torch and set a cautious foot outside the guard booth.. he was damned if anyone was going to break into the secret experiment codenamed: AN2. Slowly he set off for the main hangar, keeping to the shadows so that if souleh, the french-candian spy rumoured to be in the area really was out there, he wouldn't see him. Walt liked Jack and prossies, but he liked the element of surprise more... As he approached the door to the hangar, he noticed that the door was unlocked, and left slightly ajar. Gripping his Mag-lite flashlight, he swings the door open, and directs the light into the dark hangar... He saw for a brief moment, a small reflection and quickly turned the flashlight off. Was it the light reflecting off a gun barrel or one of the many empty Jack Daniels bottles scattered on the floor near the AN2? Then he heard the sound.... Walt as his eyes started to focus better in the dark he was able to make out the shadows he saw. It was a silhouette of a beautiful woman dressed in a sexy nighty....as he approached the shadow he noticed it wasnt a woman but it was Keith ...... After a good look at the spectacle, he blows Keith away.... then reaches for the mental bleach...."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #8 June 22, 2007 .. which, to his horror, has run out. Thinking quickly and on his feet, he whips out his mobile phone and dials BillyVance's number. "Vances Vaginal Cleansing Service, how many I help you?" 'Bill? What the hell?' "Oh, sorry, thought it was a friday. What's the problem?" Dumbstruck for a moment, he quickly gets his wits together and asks .... 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 June 22, 2007 Quote.. which, to his horror, has run out. Thinking quickly and on his feet, he whips out his mobile phone and dials BillyVance's number. "Vances Vaginal Cleansing Service, how many I help you?" 'Bill? What the hell?' "Oh, sorry, thought it was a friday. What's the problem?" Dumbstruck for a moment, he quickly gets his wits together and asks .... ...Billy why the fuck he has been faking his deafness all these years. "I just *knew* that fucker was BSing about that being deaf bullshit," he thought. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 June 22, 2007 Someone came along and pulled the plug, then everyone was sucked down the drain and drowned. the end ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 June 22, 2007 QuoteSomeone came along and pulled the plug, then everyone was sucked down the drain and drowned. the end Thriller go down da hole.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 June 22, 2007 Hrm, now that i think about it...if everyone was sucked down the drain in Walt's tub, they could just grab onto a log to stay afloat. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 June 22, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 June 22, 2007 QuoteHrm, now that i think about it...if everyone was sucked down the drain in Walt's tub, they could just grab onto a log to stay afloat. I will never live down that "turd in the tub" thing, will I? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #15 June 22, 2007 It's already written into your eulogy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 June 22, 2007 Quote I will never live down that "turd in the tub" thing, will I? Hrm, lemme think about that. I'm thinking...NO!! I do have a rather interesting turdlike story, gimme a minute and i'll PM ya. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 June 22, 2007 And if I have a funeral, instead of being in a casket, they'll probably...oh never mind. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #18 June 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Walt looked up with a start. After yet another late night with his harem of prositutes and bottle of Jack Daniels, he'd fallen asleep on the job. Again. There was definitely a noise - and not just the sound of his hangover thundering between his ears. Glancing around, he reached for his torch and set a cautious foot outside the guard booth.. he was damned if anyone was going to break into the secret experiment codenamed: AN2. Slowly he set off for the main hangar, keeping to the shadows so that if souleh, the french-candian spy rumoured to be in the area really was out there, he wouldn't see him. Walt liked Jack and prossies, but he liked the element of surprise more... As he approached the door to the hangar, he noticed that the door was unlocked, and left slightly ajar. Gripping his Mag-lite flashlight, he swings the door open, and directs the light into the dark hangar... He saw for a brief moment, a small reflection and quickly turned the flashlight off. Was it the light reflecting off a gun barrel or one of the many empty Jack Daniels bottles scattered on the floor near the AN2? Then he heard the sound.... Walt as his eyes started to focus better in the dark he was able to make out the shadows he saw. It was a silhouette of a beautiful woman dressed in a sexy nighty....as he approached the shadow he noticed it wasnt a woman but it was Keith ...... After a good look at the spectacle, he blows Keith away.... then reaches for the mental bleach.... Boy did you ever blow me away I've heard you were the best at giving blow jobs and you proved it From now on when I need a blow job, you're first on my list Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 June 23, 2007 Touche' !!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #20 June 23, 2007 Hey I just give credit where credit is due. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #21 June 23, 2007 Quote Hey I just give credit where credit is due. I *thought* I heard you yodeling.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #22 June 23, 2007 You Did hear me yodeling Like I said, he's good Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 June 23, 2007 If i dress up as a guy, will you PLEASE let me blow you???? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 June 23, 2007 I'm sure plenty on guys on here would do you . . . and you could dress like a girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #25 June 25, 2007 Quote Quote Hey I just give credit where credit is due. I *thought* I heard you yodeling.... Yodelling or gargaling? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
