happythoughts 0 #1 June 25, 2007 Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is." They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise. "Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise." They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing. They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...grab this log. It's GOTTA make some noise." The two men heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a dog appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole. The two men are astonished with what they've just seen... Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over. "Hey... you two guys seen my dog?" "You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!" "Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY dog. My dog was tied to a log." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #2 June 25, 2007 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 June 26, 2007 Ha!! Okay, I laughed at that one... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 June 26, 2007 Talk about a BIG 'Oh Shit!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
