McBeth 0 #1 June 25, 2007 Stumbled upon this website randomly. It's kinda interesting. QuoteAlthough the name Beth causes an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it causes a materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus and reproductive organs. The name of Beth brings opportunities for success in business and financial accumulation. It fires you with ambition and promotional ideas, ideas that are original, progressive, and large-scale. With this name, success to you is a foregone conclusion, for you cannot conceive any reason for not reaching all your goals, as you have self-sufficiency, supreme confidence, boundless energy, and enthusiasm. As long as you have a sense of freedom from monotony and drudgery, and can see progress being made, you feel buoyant and optimistic. However, obstacles and frustration can give rise to feelings of impatience, intolerance, and depression. The ever-present desire to progress does not allow you proper relaxation or the proper expression of the softer feminine qualities of sympathy, encouragement, and affection. Others see you as rather shrewd and calculating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #2 June 25, 2007 What a load of crap, it gave me the same EXACT description for Laura. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 June 25, 2007 Mines a crock.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #4 June 25, 2007 Quote What a load of crap, it gave me the same EXACT description for Laura. Maybe we are the same person Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #5 June 25, 2007 While the name April creates the urge to be creative and original, we point out that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and tension or accidents to the head. Your name of April gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour. Your ideas can be very original and inventive. You enjoy being with people in a social environment. Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others. Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you may not follow such advice yourself. This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people. I'll figure out what it means by procrastination later.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 June 25, 2007 That's just scary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 June 25, 2007 Need I say more?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #8 June 25, 2007 Apparently Skydemon is not in their data base. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 June 25, 2007 Quote As Douchebag, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #10 June 25, 2007 Quote Quote As Douchebag, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. Are you telling us that's your name? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #11 June 25, 2007 Although the name Asshat creates the urge to understand others, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that spoils relaxation and causes instability in your life. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and solar plexus. Your name of Asshat makes you quick-minded, versatile, and very expressive. You are adaptable and creative in responding to new situations. This name has given you an interest in people and a desire for new experiences. You have the ability to create a favourable first impression, and so you could do well in the fields of sales promotion or entertainment. The use of this name creates a lack of stability in your affairs as you are inclined to procrastinate or to be too impulsive in your decision making."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #12 June 25, 2007 You guys destroyed credibility in their site in less than an hour ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #13 June 25, 2007 bozo....self expressive and happy hahahaha yup bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #14 June 25, 2007 Some of the descriptions were close, but not quite accurate. Others are dead on.Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #15 June 25, 2007 QuoteWhat does your name say about you? It says something about the state of mind my parents were in when I was born. It says nothing about me.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #16 June 25, 2007 Although the name Bubbles creates executive ambitions, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive organs, and nervous system. The name of Bubbles has given you a strong desire for a high standard of living. From a very early age, your ambitions have been directed toward the accumulation of material wealth. However, you have a generous side to your nature as well, and like to share what you have with others. You have an empathy for the problems of others, particularly on social or economic issues, and you would gain satisfaction doing work of a humanitarian nature. You have a clever mind and must have an interest outside the home to be happy. Because of your interest in business and the affairs of the world, you find it easy to converse with all types of people. COMPLETE BS "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #17 June 25, 2007 Quote COMPLETE BS That's b/c you didn't use your real name Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 June 25, 2007 Mine was pretty accurate. Although the name Sunshine creates excitement, we emphasize that it causes a lot of stalking from weirdos on the internet. This name, can cause people to give up their life and fortune for a chance to be with you in the hopes you might so much as look at them and smile. Your name of Sunshine gives you the desire for sexual satisfaction and you enjoy satisfying your partner. Your thinking revolves around sex and food. You start new adventures by spreading ice cream on your partners cock and licking it off. You tend to feel very relaxed after a good round of oral pleasure. An extremely independent and self-sufficient person, you dislike taking orders from anyone unless it's part of some kinky sex game. You believe in speaking directly and to the point, so you aren't afraid to ask your partner to fuck you harder and make you scream. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #19 June 25, 2007 Quote Although the name Dave creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus, and through worry and mental tension. The name of Dave creates a quick, analytical, and clever mind; you are creative, versatile, original, and independent. You have large ambitions, and it is difficult for you to be tolerant and understanding of those who desire less in life or who are more slow and methodical by nature. Patience is not your forte. You do, however, have leadership ability and would never be happy in a subservient position. You are ambitious and aggressive by nature. You would be happiest in positions where you are free to express individually and creatively and where opportunities are not restricted; you desire freedom, and do not tolerate being possessed by others. You appreciate change and travel, and the opportunity to meet and mix with others, and to influence them with your creative ideas. Ouch, my solar plexus hurts. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #20 June 25, 2007 Quote Mine was pretty accurate. Although the name Sunshine creates excitement, we emphasize that it causes a lot of stalking from weirdos on the internet. This name, can cause people to give up their life and fortune for a chance to be with you in the hopes you might so much as look at them and smile. Your name of Sunshine gives you the desire for sexual satisfaction and you enjoy satisfying your partner. Your thinking revolves around sex and food. You start new adventures by spreading ice cream on your partners cock and licking it off. You tend to feel very relaxed after a good round of oral pleasure. An extremely independent and self-sufficient person, you dislike taking orders from anyone unless it's part of some kinky sex game. You believe in speaking directly and to the point, so you aren't afraid to ask your partner to fuck you harder and make you scream. Damn that is accurate... doesn't say anything about if you like your hair pulled though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #21 June 25, 2007 Quote Ouch, my solar plexus hurts. I'll see your solar plexus and raise you a reproductive organ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 June 25, 2007 Quote Your First Name of: Asswipe Although the name Asswipe creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and worry or mental tension. The name of Asswipe has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable. You love the security of a home and family, you are fond of children, and, as a parent you would be fair and understanding. Although you have good business judgment, you are not aggressive in your dealings because you do not like to create issues. You would be successful in any position dealing with the public as you have a diplomatic and tactful manner and possess a charming, easy-going nature which puts people at ease. People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive. Yeah, sounds about right. Asswipe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #23 June 25, 2007 OK. I can't help but think: "Quuuuaaaade. Quaaaaaaade. Start the reactoooooor." Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 June 25, 2007 Quote Although the name Jay creates the urge to be creative and original, we point out that it causes an emotional intensity and a dominating nature that is hard to control. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, and tension or accidents to the head. The first name of Jay creates an intense personal nature. Your feelings and emotional desires are strong and consequently you are an individual, determined, strong-willed person. Your creative nature and ambition drive you to pursue success to the extent that you jeopardize your personal well-being. There is a tendency for you to dominate others. You are too certain of yourself, and you are not open to the views of others or responsive to their desires or needs. Also, this name does not incorporate qualities that enable you to be diplomatic and to compromise. Pretty accurate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #25 June 25, 2007 Quote There is a tendency for you to dominate others. How you doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
