ZigZagMarquis 9 #1 June 26, 2007 [Joke] WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. ------------------------------------------------------ MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a Drop Zone. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit [/Joke] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #2 June 26, 2007 Your choice for President wouldnt like that sexist joke much. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 June 26, 2007 Quote Your choice for President wouldnt like that sexist joke much. That's because there's nothing in the man's poem that qualifies her. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #4 June 26, 2007 Quote Quote Your choice for President wouldnt like that sexist joke much. That's because there's nothing in the man's poem that qualifies her. very good point. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
