Women, have you ever known when a man fakes it?

[waltappel 1]

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Or you could just tell the other person you're tired and worn out. Wow, honesty in a relationship! What a concept.

Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!! When you're really tired and worn out you want to get to sleep as soon as possible.

Scenario 1 (expressing thyself):
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[horny partner] "Hey, let's get busy doin' the nasty!!!!"
[tired partner] "Sorry, Honey, but I'm sooooooooooo tired..."
[horny partner] "But I'm sooooooooooooooo horny...."
[tired partner] "But I'm sooooooooooo tired..."
[horny partner] "But I'm sooooooooooooooo horny...."
[tired partner] "Tired"
[horny partner] "Horny"
[tired partner] "Tired"
[horny partner] "Horny"
[tired partner] "You're not going to give up, are you?"
[horny partner] "No"
[horny partner] "Well, ok...."


Scenario 2 (facing reality):
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[horny partner] "Hey, let's get busy doin' the nasty!!!!"
[tired partner] "Honey, I'm sooooooooo tired, but you make me so fucking horny that I can never say no to you, but can we keep it kinda short, please?"
[horny partner] "Hell yeah, you can even sleep while we're doing it if you want!"


In scenario two, you get to sleep faster and with less aggravation!

Case closed.

Walt

[livendive 8]

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Or you could just tell the other person you're tired and worn out. Wow, honesty in a relationship! What a concept.

Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!! When you're really tired and worn out you want to get to sleep as soon as possible.

Scenario 1 (expressing thyself):
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[horny partner] "Hey, let's get busy doin' the nasty!!!!"
[tired partner] "Sorry, Honey, but I'm sooooooooooo tired..."
[horny partner] "But I'm sooooooooooooooo horny...."
[tired partner] "But I'm sooooooooooo tired..."
[horny partner] "But I'm sooooooooooooooo horny...."
[tired partner] "Tired"
[horny partner] "Horny"
[tired partner] "Tired"
[horny partner] "Horny"
[tired partner] "You're not going to give up, are you?"
[horny partner] "No"
[horny partner] "Well, ok...."


Scenario 2 (facing reality):
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[horny partner] "Hey, let's get busy doin' the nasty!!!!"
[tired partner] "Honey, I'm sooooooooo tired, but you make me so fucking horny that I can never say no to you, but can we keep it kinda short, please?"
[horny partner] "Hell yeah, you can even sleep while we're doing it if you want!"


In scenario two, you get to sleep faster and with less aggravation!

Case closed.

Walt

Scenario three:
Tired partner: "Honey, I'm exhausted and I have to get up early. Can I take advantage of you tomorrow at some point before bed time?"
Horny partner: "OK, it wouldn't be as much fun without both of us into it anyhow"

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Lindercles 0]

Make up your mind, dude. Yesterday you said you demand absolute honesty in a relationship, now you're saying it's ok to lie. Which is it?

[waltappel 1]

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Scenario three:
Tired partner: "Honey, I'm exhausted and I have to get up early. Can I take advantage of you tomorrow at some point before bed time?"
Horny partner: "OK, it wouldn't be as much fun without both of us into it anyhow"

Scenario 3b:
Tired partner: "Honey, I'm exhausted and I have to get up early. Can I take advantage of you tomorrow at some point before bed time?"
Horny partner: [in annoyed voice] "Oh sure, no problem. Just go ahead and go to sleep! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" (horny partner tosses and turns and acts as pissy as possible for seemingly hours...)

What now, Dave? You ain't gonna be sleeping anytime soon?

Walt

[Thanatos340 1]

Senerio four:
[horny partner] Nudge, Nudge.. Hey You wanna??
[Tired Parnter] Not tonight, Im tired.
[horny partner] You mean I dont turn you on anymore?
[Tired Parnter] No, I am just really Tired.
[horny partner] You are sleeping with someone else!! Who is she!!
[Tired Parnter] No.. Sleep.. Really Just Sleep.
[horny partner] It is because Im Fat isnt it??
[Tired Parnter] You look Great, No you are not Fat.. I am just Tired.
[horny partner] You dont love me anymore..

[Tired Parnter] You are Damn Right! I dont love you anymore because you are Fat and I am fucking your Sister now shut the hell up and let me sleep!

[Horny Parnter] Ok Hun. Good night.

[livendive 8]

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Scenario three:
Tired partner: "Honey, I'm exhausted and I have to get up early. Can I take advantage of you tomorrow at some point before bed time?"
Horny partner: "OK, it wouldn't be as much fun without both of us into it anyhow"

Scenario 3b:
Tired partner: "Honey, I'm exhausted and I have to get up early. Can I take advantage of you tomorrow at some point before bed time?"
Horny partner: [in annoyed voice] "Oh sure, no problem. Just go ahead and go to sleep! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" (horny partner tosses and turns and acts as pissy as possible for seemingly hours...)

What now, Dave? You ain't gonna be sleeping anytime soon?

Occasionally? Deal with it. Routine occurrence? Get a new partner whose "schedule" better matches mine and who thinks both parties needs deserve consideration.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[livendive 8]

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Make up your mind, dude. Yesterday you said you demand absolute honesty in a relationship, now you're saying it's ok to lie. Which is it?

Is my guy card at risk for admitting sex is more fun when both parties are actively engaged?

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Lindercles 0]

That's a tough one. We might have to take a poll on that.

[JENNR8R 0]

Horny partner: [in annoyed voice] "Oh sure, no problem. Just go ahead and go to sleep! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" (horny partner tosses and turns and acts as pissy as possible for seemingly hours...)

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You've had a lot of experience in this arena?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[Lindercles 0]

Hey, it's not his fault he has poor circulation and his hand falls asleep all the time.

[JENNR8R 0]

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Hey, it's not his fault he has poor circulation and his hand falls asleep all the time.

Ah... That 'splains it... All that tossin' and turnin' with a hand that's asleep. No rest for the weary.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[DFWAJG 4]

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Did you hear what the Blonde asked while giving a blowjob ?

"Did you come yet ?"

I've had men who have orgasmed without ejaculating.

[livendive 8]

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I've had men who have orgasmed without ejaculating.

And given the title of this thread, how do you know that's what they did?

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[DougH 270]

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Well???



Damn... it's boring as hell in here...

I've faked it before. I don't know if she knew, nor did I care.

Walt

Same here. When really drunk, tired, and on the verge of whiskey dick I sometimes just want to go to bed. She gets to get her first though. Added benefit of being smart and using a condom I guess.

I wonder if I was faked and then returned the favor? What a bitch that would be, we could have went straight to sleep and saved some time.

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P