waltappel 1 #1 June 20, 2007 Stereotypes crack me up bigtime--but now I'm thinking I'm behind on my latest white stereotype info. I'm not talking stereotypes of subgroups of whites, I'm talking white people overall. Stuff like white people not having any rhythm. I don't have any rhythm for sure! Anyway, in another thread there was something about white people having a thing for mayonnaise. I'd never heard that one before. What other white stereotype things have I missed out on? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 June 20, 2007 White men have huge dicks. Wait, does it count as a stereotype if it's true? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 June 20, 2007 QuoteWhite men have huge dicks. Wait, does it count as a stereotype if it's true? I think you may be confusing the words have and are.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote White men have huge dicks. Wait, does it count as a stereotype if it's true? I think you may be confusing the words have and are. Now *that* stereotype is true--all white men are huge dicks!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #5 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote White men have huge dicks. Wait, does it count as a stereotype if it's true? I think you may be confusing the words have and are. Okay. Walt?? WHY? Whyyyyyyyyyyy can't you just behave?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 June 20, 2007 Quote Walt?? WHY? Whyyyyyyyyyyy can't you just behave?~~April I dunno--maybe I've overdosed on mayo? Or maybe it's 'cuz I'm a big d*ck.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote Walt?? WHY? Whyyyyyyyyyyy can't you just behave?~~April I dunno--maybe I've overdosed on mayo? Or maybe it's 'cuz I'm a big d*ck.Walt ding ding ding!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 June 20, 2007 Eatin' Pookie? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 June 20, 2007 QuoteWhat other white stereotype things have I missed out on? oh oh oh I got one, that the word they spoken by a white person means that the white person is racist... Oh and jeesh walt why only white sterotypes? Black people have big dicks (the male ones) french are good lovers (to make up for small dicks) hawiaans eat only spam and pineapple, towel heads are suicide bombers, hmmm does that cover most groups? Oh women are best in the kitchen and men are pigs...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 June 20, 2007 hawiaans eat only spam and pineapple... Quote Texans can spell. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #11 June 20, 2007 Quote Or maybe it's 'cuz I'm a big d*ck.Walt Well you know what they say YOU ARE WHAT YOU EATDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 June 20, 2007 QuoteOh and jeesh walt why only white sterotypes? 'Cuz I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 June 20, 2007 Quote Texans can spell Im a Florida cracker ... I migrated to texas... and I spelled spam right butthead Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote Texans can spell Im a Florida cracker ... I migrated to texas... and I spelled spam right butthead Any ol' cracker can spell spam... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 June 20, 2007 Quote Quote Texans can spell Im a Florida cracker ... I migrated to texas... and I spelled spam right butthead "Spam" (capital "S") is the food. "spam" (all lower case) is junk e-mail. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #16 June 20, 2007 Quote hawiaans eat only spam and pineapple... Quote Texans can spell. A Texas address does not make you a Texan. And lack of one doesn't mean you're not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 June 20, 2007 Q: What's the difference between a white man and a snake? A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake. Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A: It's hard to find them in the snow. Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm? A: A Pimp. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #18 June 20, 2007 Hi walt, "White men can't 'JUMP!!!'" Hmmmmm??? Well, we do,,,,, how high?? How high was the last time you unassed an aircraft in flight!!??SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #19 June 20, 2007 Quote "Spam" (capital "S") is the food. "spam" (all lower case) is junk e-mail. dammit ... I was close thoughSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #20 June 20, 2007 oh oh oh I got one, that the word they spoken by a white person means that the white person is racist... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So much for avoiding a pissing contest. You really can't control yourself, can you? Just asking.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 June 20, 2007 Quote oh oh oh I got one, that the word they spoken by a white person means that the white person is racist... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So much for avoiding a pissing contest. You really can't control yourself, can you? Just asking.~~April They are right.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 June 20, 2007 QuoteAnyway, in another thread there was something about white people having a thing for mayonnaise. I hate mayonnaise but i like fried chicken and watermelon. Does this mean i'm really black? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #23 June 20, 2007 Remember the movie "The history of White People in America" with Martin Mull? Had lots of good ones. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/history_of_white_people_in_america_the_v_1/ "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 June 20, 2007 Quote They are right. You are willing to put a label on someone because they have the gall to say a word you don't like? Quite the judgemental sort, aren't you? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #25 June 20, 2007 Quote Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm? A: A Pimp. Walt Erm, no... Welsh. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
