Wednesday Funny

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> A woman goes to her doctor's office, to discuss a strange development.
>
> She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh.
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> They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting
> worse.
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> The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and
> tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back.
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> A few days later, the woman's phone rings.
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> Much to her relief, it's the doctor.
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> She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.
>
> The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem.
>
> But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a 'Modern Gentleman' ?"
>
> The woman stammers, "Why, Yes, but how did you know?"
>
> "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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