gjhdiver 0 #1 June 27, 2007 Sometimes I'm so proud i could burst. http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike%26method=full%26objectid=19347288%26siteid=64736-name_page.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 June 27, 2007 I'm trying to figure out what part of it was he having sex with?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 June 27, 2007 QuoteI'm trying to figure out what part of it was he having sex with? I'm guessing the seat. Kinda like when a dog humps your leg but it's a 51 year old guy doing it to a bicycle seat. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #4 June 27, 2007 guess the sheep where to fast for him Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 June 27, 2007 got experience!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #6 June 27, 2007 what you want pointers Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #7 June 27, 2007 The English have long been known for their sexual proclivities... Maybe he was riding it with the seat removed from the steel post. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 June 27, 2007 Quote got experience!? No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 June 27, 2007 Quote Quote I'm trying to figure out what part of it was he having sex with? I'm guessing the seat. Kinda like when a dog humps your leg but it's a 51 year old guy doing it to a bicycle seat. Walt Nowhere did the article specify whether he was pitching or catching. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 June 27, 2007 Quote Nowhere did the article specify whether he was pitching or catching. True, but didn't it say that he was *simulating* sex? In my experience watching guys simulate sex--no, I didn't go out of my way to see it nor did I particularly enjoy watching it--it was a "dry humping" kind of thing. If, like kkeenan suggested, that it might have been a case of him taking the seat off and "sitting" on the stem, I'd be really impressed. Grossed out for sure, but impressed. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpoxon 0 #11 June 27, 2007 QuoteSometimes I'm so proud i could burst. http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike%26method=full%26objectid=19347288%26siteid=64736-name_page.html Hmmm, Scottish newspaper, happened in Ayr, surname Stewart; I'm guessing he's a sweaty.Skydiving Fatalities - Cease not to learn 'til thou cease to live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #12 June 27, 2007 Quote Quote Sometimes I'm so proud i could burst. http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike%26method=full%26objectid=19347288%26siteid=64736-name_page.html Hmmm, Scottish newspaper, happened in Ayr, surname Stewart; I'm guessing he's a sweaty. such a spoil sport Craig Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #13 June 27, 2007 Quote what you want pointers PLEEEEEASE!!! me wants a sex life too.. Quote Quote got experience!? No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night! Walt your name stewart? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #14 June 27, 2007 Not Stewart Bikes ain't my thing well not with wheels Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites