Life Is Weird

[Andy_Copland 0]

So last night i do the classy thing and let my friends female friend buy me some drinks, long story short we end up pretty shit faced.

I end up strolling home at god knows what time with a dog in tow who i'd managed to blag off some crack heads girlfriend.

So now my deer old mother is pleased as punch at her new jack russel as ours died not so long ago.

Little guy has taken nicely to home life without being left in a stinking bed sit for days on end with no company.

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Lindercles 0]

Haha, your dad fucks deer.

[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

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Haha, your dad fucks old deer.

get it right

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

[livendive 8]

I did that a few years back, taking a dog home to my grandma that I'd found out was living in the inner city studio of a crackhead. He was eating trash because his owner couldn't afford food, was only taken out to piss/poop in the alley behind the building (when he hadn't already gone in the apartment), and my grandma was in need of a companion because my grandpa had just died. The difference? Instead of a jack russell, it was a great dane.

Yes, we found him a good home on several acres a couple weeks later.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[airtwardo 7]

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So last night i do the classy thing and let my friends female friend buy me some drinks, long story short we end up pretty shit faced.

I end up strolling home at god knows what time with a dog in tow who i'd managed to blag off some crack heads girlfriend.

So now my deer old mother is pleased as punch at her new jack russel as ours died not so long ago.

Little guy has taken nicely to home life without being left in a stinking bed sit for days on end with no company.

Yeah Yeah...bla, bla, bla...

So, did ya fuck yer buddys girlfriend or not?!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[BillyVance 35]

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Yeah Yeah...bla, bla, bla...

So, did ya fuck yer buddys girlfriend or not?!

If yes, I see a HIV test in the near future.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[sharimcm 0]

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Yeah Yeah...bla, bla, bla...

So, did ya fuck yer buddys girlfriend or not?!

If yes, I see a HIV test in the near future.

They are doing free testing in some cities in the US today... Look it up on the internet...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[airtwardo 7]

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Yeah Yeah...bla, bla, bla...

So, did ya fuck yer buddys girlfriend or not?!

If yes, I see a HIV test in the near future.

They are doing free testing in some cities in the US today... Look it up on the internet...

He'd need a green card!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Thanatos340 1]

So lets see if I got this right..

You went out, Had a few Drinks and brought a Bitch Home??

Or was it a male?

[airtwardo 7]

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So lets see if I got this right..

You went out, Had a few Drinks and brought a Bitch Home??

Or was it a male?

Like THAT matters to him!?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[skinnyshrek 0]

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So lets see if I got this right..

You went out, Had a few Drinks and brought a Bitch Home??

Or was it a male?

Get it right HIS MUMS HOME Andy reminds me of will ferrel in old school

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[BillyVance 35]

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So lets see if I got this right..

You went out, Had a few Drinks and brought a Bitch Home??

Or was it a male?

Get it right HIS MUMS HOME Andy reminds me of will ferrel in old school

A very SMALL Will Ferrel...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[skinnyshrek 0]

he pmed me saying he is applying at Mcdonalds as a shift leader. He is desperate to get back over here i guess

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[BillyVance 35]

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he pmed me saying he is applying at Mcdonalds as a shift leader. He is desperate to get back over here i guess

Shift leader??? He can barely see over the counter!!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Rick 67]

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he pmed me saying he is applying at Mcdonalds as a shift leader. He is desperate to get back over here i guess

I hope he gets that job then you can get free french fries without stealing them from some poor little girl in DeLand

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[skinnyshrek 0]

You lurking bastard..Hey, did the dvd work.
Next time i will put a fucking virus on it
Hurry up and get up to the farm this summer

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[Rick 67]

Thanks for the DVD it played fine. I tried to make it back for Sunday but.........I suck

WARNING Give me some advance notice next time and I will be out all weekend

sorry for the hijack

edited to add: you really did want to steal that little girls fries

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[skinnyshrek 0]

what little girl are you on about. dude, step away from your porn collection.

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[Rick 67]

when you were waiting to go for sushi and we were standing out back drinking beer some poor little girl walked by and you made a grab for her fries

I believe you said "get in my belly"

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[BillyVance 35]

bad form, shrek.... bad form....

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[skinnyshrek 0]

ahh its coming back now that is right..yeah the little girl shit herself the poor thing..She was probably thinking theres not enough french fries on this dz for you you fat bastard

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[Rick 67]

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ahh its coming back now that is right..yeah the little girl shit herself the poor thing..She was probably thinking theres not enough french fries on this dz for you you fat bastard

they barely had enough beer for you

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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So last night i do the classy thing and let my friends female friend buy me some drinks, long story short we end up pretty shit faced.
I end up strolling home at god knows what time with a dog in tow who i'd managed to blag off some crack heads girlfriend.
So now my deer old mother is pleased as punch at her new jack russel as ours died not so long ago.
Little guy has taken nicely to home life without being left in a stinking bed sit for days on end with no company.

Isn't that how they ended up with & nurtured you?

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.