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I'm bored out of my skull here watching it rain every day. Any suggestions on entertainment?

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Holy shit!!!!! That is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much rain!!!!

As for combatting boredom:

* Prank phone calls. My all-time favorite is calling up the guy inthe pro shop at the local bowling alley and asking if he has 16 lb. balls. When he says yes, ask him how he gets his pants on!

* Drunk dial.

* Rent some movies. Cable Guy (Jim Carrey) comes to mind. It's hilarious!

* Take video of Cletus the dog screwing WITH Mouse the cat.

* Porn!

* Watch professional wrestling.

Walt

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* Take video of Cletus the dog screwing the Mouse the cat.



I might sound really sick for saying this, but that is a video I would HAVE to watch. :o

Here kitty, kitty, kitty... :D:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Rent a kayak?

My mom lives in Kingsland (on Lake LBJ near Marble Falls, TX). She woke up early yesterday morning and stepped out of bed into about two inches of water. The ground had gotten so saturated that water came in and flooded the whole downstairs area of their house.

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Booze and casual sex.

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Yeah, I kinda like that idea!



Yea, after the carpet checkers I like to dance for Billy:$. Sex always follows.B|
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Get in your car and go somewhere it's not raining. Works like a charm.


Just remember to leave the top up till the rain stops.:D

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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I'm bored out of my skull here watching it rain every day. Any suggestions on entertainment?

Latest pics:
http://skydivetemple.com/www/albums/Floods/slides/102_
0685.html


Ok.. Just make a quick trip to Eloy!!!
Eloy, Az
Tonight: Mostly clear, with a low around 77. West northwest wind at 9 mph becoming east.

Friday: Mostly sunny and hot, with a high near 111. East wind at 9 mph becoming west.

Friday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 76. West northwest wind at 9 mph becoming east.

Saturday: Mostly sunny and hot, with a high near 113. East southeast wind at 10 mph becoming west northwest.

Saturday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 75. North northwest wind between 5 and 10 mph.

Sunday: Mostly sunny and hot, with a high near 112.

Sunday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 76.



Monday: Mostly sunny and hot, with a high near 113.

Monday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 78.

Tuesday: Partly cloudy and hot, with a high near ?
Also, PLEASE bring any extra rain you can spare!!!
We did see a cloud go by, but it disappeared before
we could get a pict of it.. We think it escaped from Texas!:)
I hope everyone is safe there, Be careful!!
Arizona only has two seasons, Hot and HOTTER!

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I'm bored out of my skull here watching it rain every day. Any suggestions on entertainment?

Latest pics:
http://skydivetemple.com/www/albums/Floods/slides/102_0685.html



Looks like you're from Texas, so you must have big-assed 4 Wheeler; go drive it in th mud!

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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Move to Georgia, It almost doesn't rain here any more............. but it is right now. First significant rain in months. As long as it clears by sat, LET IT RAIN!!
LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

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