Artificial Vagina

[1969912 0]

So, after all this talk about eating Pu**y, I,m thinking about buying a fake rubber one to eat. Anyone ever tried it? Any suggestions?

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[BillyVance 35]

You must really be lonely...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[1969912 0]

Never been lonely in my life.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[1969912 0]

I wonder if they make ones that can be strapped to your face and hidden under a dust mask, so you could use it all day long?

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[porpoishead 8]

use extreme caution sex toys can be dangerous, make sure you read the instructions, dont be a victim bro

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[BillyVance 35]

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I wonder if they make ones that can be strapped to your face and hidden under a dust mask, so you could use it all day long?

Sounds like something Borat would do...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[porpoishead 8]

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I wonder if they make ones that can be strapped to your face and hidden under a dust mask, so you could use it all day long?

Sounds like something Borat would do...

nah, that would be a rubber anus

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[1969912 0]

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use extreme caution sex toys can be dangerous, make sure you read the instructions, dont be a victim bro

I can see the headlines:

Man found dead. Cause appears to be asphyxiation resulting from artificial vagina that was found strapped over his face.....

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[Twoply 0]

What an idea. Mine's too large to fit. You have to make sure you purchase one that can accomodate your physical person. I bought one that was a little too narrow and it was uncomfortable. Not at all like a snug vagina. Not to be gross, but you also have to make sure it's durable. I've had mine for about 1.5 years and it's fine. We sacrificed the more realistic feel for longevity. A good tip I learned too is to make sure to get one that can be warmed from running it under hot water. Makes a world of difference.