lilDevil 2 #1 July 2, 2007 Nine words women use... 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3! .) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the ! most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K U! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #2 July 2, 2007 Quote 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Depends on how it is annunciated, sometimes a word, sometimes an acronym. F.I.N.E. = Fucked up - Insecure - Neurotic & EmotionalYou're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 July 2, 2007 Just in case anyone was wondering why our life expectancy was so much shorter I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 July 2, 2007 I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was looking at your boobs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #5 July 2, 2007 Quote I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was looking at your boobs. Bad boy lol``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 July 2, 2007 Was checkin out your ass too. Is that better? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #7 July 2, 2007 LMAO go for it nothing hidden there``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 July 2, 2007 Sounds like a trap to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #9 July 2, 2007 I'm a woman and even I find that list funny as hell!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #10 July 2, 2007 Quote I'm a woman and even I find that list funny as hell!!! Gave me a giggle. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
