popsjumper 2 #2 July 2, 2007 This one? At this point,you have 4 votes, 1 reply...you should have asked about retarded posters. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 July 2, 2007 Quote What's next? " Breasts on the back"? Sure make slow-dancing a lot more fun!A goofy one I saw just the other day: I was in a Mexican restaurant when a girls high-school athletic team came in. Every one of the girls had what appeared to be a shoe-lace threaded through the back of her tank top so it came out the back of the arm-openings, then was tied, pulling the arm openings together. WTF?Edited to add: You are late on the mirrored contacts: http://www.eyesbright.com/productid/Mirrored-Contact-Lenses/product.htm"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #4 July 2, 2007 Umm... Couldn't you have at least given us multiple choice? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 July 2, 2007 If they were from Mexico, don't even try to figure it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #6 July 2, 2007 Where's the "industrial piercing" option? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 July 2, 2007 Quote Where's the "industrial piercing" option? I got your industrial piercing right here, Babe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 July 2, 2007 Quoteshoe-lace threaded through the back of her tank top so it came out the back of the arm-openings, then was tied, pulling the arm openings together. WTF?[Crazy] Makes it tighter across the boobsMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #9 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote Where's the "industrial piercing" option? I got your industrial piercing right here, Babe. Ooo girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 905 #10 July 2, 2007 breasts on the back might be nice...it would keep my beer and remote from falling off. ok...getting my glasses on now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iceburner 0 #11 July 2, 2007 making jail bait even harder to distinguish from of age people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 July 2, 2007 An entertaining thread in "The Bonfire" would be nice. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 July 2, 2007 Quote An entertaining thread in "The Bonfire" would be nice. We're still waiting for your "entertaining thread in "The Bonfire"" post. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 July 2, 2007 Quote beasts on the back might be nice...it would keep my beer and remote from falling off. damn that didnt post it was suposed to say I didnt think you were into beasts MarkYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 July 2, 2007 where do you come up with this shit??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #16 July 3, 2007 - Black light/inflared tatoos. - Inside body jewelry. This is a fashion derived from skydiving hazards. Think silver ankle bracelet but inside the skin. Madona wants one!!! - Artificial Apendix. For all those who had a appendicectomy, an artificial appendix will be inserted back, so they can feel whole again. Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #17 July 3, 2007 "Other." Rectal piercings. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #18 July 3, 2007 Quote - Black light/inflared tatoos. - Inside body jewelry. This is a fashion derived from skydiving hazards. Think silver ankle bracelet but inside the skin. Madona wants one!!! - Artificial Apendix. For all those who had a appendicectomy, an artificial appendix will be inserted back, so they can feel whole again. they don't need a new appendix to feel hole... they just gotta feel around.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 July 3, 2007 Quote where do you come up with this shit??? I don't know, but you like the way i think right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #20 July 3, 2007 Quote where do you come up with this shit??? And that is what the rest of us often ask when we open one of your attachments."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
