Caught some kids egging my truck!

[Twoply 0]

I was going out to meet a buddy the other night around 1030pm to go jumping. Walked out to the street where I had my work truck parked when I hear the sound of something hit the side of my truck and a car goes whizzing by me. Egg shells land right in front of my feet and I see it all over my truck. I jsut so happen to have my keys and I went after them. I followed them through my developement and into another one. They were obviously trying to lose me but I was on their ass.

They pulled down a dead end culdesac and I blocked their exit. They tried pulling around me but I gunned it and blocked them. I jumped out and started the "What the f*** do you little f****ers think you're doing? None of them move and they are clearly scared. I was in full dark clothes attire and combat boots and pissed. I start the really intimidating shit with them and start to walk right up their hood when the driver and passenger get out. I started the whole "what the F*** do you think y ou're doing" thing again and I told tehm I'd rip their f***ing throats out if they didnt clean this shit off my truck right f***ing now!"

The other two in the back snapped out like good little boys and were looking for something to use. I told them to use their f***ing shirts if they have to.
Now picture this, 4 high school punks thinking they're the shit, cleaning my truck with their shirts.

I streamed obscenities at them the whole time they were wiping the egg off. I got a vision of the drill seargent in Full metal Jacket.
I got the driver and told him to give me his ID. I grabbed a notepad from my front seat and started to srite down his info, when I just looked up at him, held up his drivers license and told him "This is mine. And if anything happens to my house, your the first motherf***er I'm coming after."
I really though he was going to cry.

I dont get much of any vandalism in my neighborhood, but to catch one in the act really was all I thought it could be.

Truth be told, if the kid had come back the next day to ask for his id back, I probably would have given it back, but let him know something about respecting someone's property.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Hooray!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[hookitt 1]

That sounds like you had fun. Now go give the kid back his ID.

PS: Then come to CA for some low altitude jumps.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[gonzalesna 1]

Give his ID to his parents

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[hookitt 1]

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Give his ID to his parents

Not neccessary.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[gonzalesna 1]

maybe put some egg on it then?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I was going out to meet a buddy the other night around 1030pm to go jumping. Walked out to the street where I had my work truck parked when I hear the sound of something hit the side of my truck and a car goes whizzing by me. Egg shells land right in front of my feet and I see it all over my truck. I jsut so happen to have my keys and I went after them. I followed them through my developement and into another one. They were obviously trying to lose me but I was on their ass.

They pulled down a dead end culdesac and I blocked their exit. They tried pulling around me but I gunned it and blocked them. I jumped out and started the "What the f*** do you little f****ers think you're doing? None of them move and they are clearly scared. I was in full dark clothes attire and combat boots and pissed. I start the really intimidating shit with them and start to walk right up their hood when the driver and passenger get out. I started the whole "what the F*** do you think y ou're doing" thing again and I told tehm I'd rip their f***ing throats out if they didnt clean this shit off my truck right f***ing now!"

The other two in the back snapped out like good little boys and were looking for something to use. I told them to use their f***ing shirts if they have to.
Now picture this, 4 high school punks thinking they're the shit, cleaning my truck with their shirts.

I streamed obscenities at them the whole time they were wiping the egg off. *** I got a vision of the drill seargent in Full metal Jacket.

I got the driver and told him to give me his ID. I grabbed a notepad from my front seat and started to srite down his info, when I just looked up at him, held up his drivers license and told him "This is mine. And if anything happens to my house, your the first motherf***er I'm coming after."
I really though he was going to cry.

I dont get much of any vandalism in my neighborhood, but to catch one in the act really was all I thought it could be.

Truth be told, if the kid had come back the next day to ask for his id back, I probably would have given it back, but let him know something about respecting someone's property.

[Squeak 17]

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***I got a vision of the drill seargent in Full metal Jacket.

That was kinda odd








hey 2ply you do know the Drillsargent got shot to death in the shitter

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[gonzalesna 1]

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***I got a vision of the drill seargent in Full metal Jacket.

That was kinda odd








hey 2ply you do know the Drillsargent got shot to death in the shitter

He also went on to make a popular tv show on the history channel Called "Mail Call"

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.