waltappel 1 #1 July 5, 2007 After posting countless disgusting stories and a couple of turd pics, and even being banned for good reason, it's safe to say that my reputation is forever tarnished. There are a couple of good things about it, though. For one, I don't need to worry much about what people think of my posts--with the exception of the moderators and HH that is. For another, I get the occasional privilege of being asked to post really funny stuff anonymously. This is one of those anonymous postings. Walt It was about 2:30 when a friend dropped me off at home after a night of drinking. As we were bullshitting in my driveway, another friend and his girlfriend pull up. The original friend drives away and the three of us head into the house to continue drinking. My roommate got up and asked us to be quiet because he had to work in the morning, but we knew that wasn’t going to happen so we went to dude’s house. On the way over, he tells me he wants me to fuck his girlfriend. She was hot and I had seen her pussy before and it was beautiful. I was cool with the idea, so I checked with her and she was cool with it, so I agreed. The only stipulation was that I got to eat her pussy before he went in. We did all the normal porn positions except two dicks in one hole. In hindsight, there must has been times where our nutsacks were slapping together, but at the time I really didn’t think about it. At one time I was fucking her in the ass while she was blowing the other guy. We then swapped places and she was blowing me. Keep in mind that there wasn’t a condom to be found. She was giving me the full on car wash when I blew my load. I was surprised that she spit instead of swallowed, but what did I care at that point. This is when I realized that I just went ass-to-mouth. I couldn’t believe what happened next. This wonderful girl had her shit and my cum in her mouth and her boyfriend starts kissing her. Disclaimer: Hell no I didn't write this and you *don't* want to hear what happened next. Even *I* find this one disgusting!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #2 July 5, 2007 Walt... Nevermind... I am a total loss for words... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 July 5, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #4 July 5, 2007 OMG!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyninja 0 #5 July 5, 2007 Sounds like the epitome of "booze hag" to me.Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 July 5, 2007 Quote Walt... Nevermind... I am a total loss for words... Yeah, strangely enough--I am too. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 July 5, 2007 Quote Sounds like the epitome of "booze hag" to me. You say that like it's a BAD thing.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #8 July 5, 2007 You mean everyone doesn't do that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #9 July 5, 2007 Wow I think that person should raise his hand and say I am a rockstarDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyninja 0 #10 July 5, 2007 Quote You say that like it's a BAD thing.... Well, I guess booze hags need lovin' too. *shrug* Just have to make sure she doen't have anything that you don't already. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 July 5, 2007 . . . Enough with the fucking PM's - It wasn't me. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 July 6, 2007 Speak softly, and carry a big bottle of Keflex? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 July 6, 2007 yeah you would come out and say itDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #14 July 6, 2007 Quote and you *don't* want to hear what happened next Yes.... I do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 July 6, 2007 Quote Quote and you *don't* want to hear what happened next Yes.... I do. No - you don't.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #16 July 6, 2007 Um... yeah I do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #17 July 6, 2007 Quote Um... yeah I do. Well he told most of the story, might as well tell the rest. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #18 July 6, 2007 I've seen and heard worse, so I doubt it could be that bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 July 6, 2007 Why don't you tell itDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #20 July 6, 2007 Maybe she threw up in his mouth. Or maybe he blew in her mouth and she snowballed him? Do tell! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #21 July 6, 2007 Quote Why don't you tell it I dont know what the rest of the story is. It isnt mine! Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #22 July 6, 2007 Right, there aren't any ducks in this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #23 July 6, 2007 Quote Right, there aren't any ducks in this one. I love you! Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #24 July 6, 2007 umm, did we really have to know this? maybe this thread should come with a warning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 July 6, 2007 Quote umm, did we really have to know this? maybe this thread should come with a warning. It's from Walt - as he explained above, you should expect ANYTHING when reading his posts!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
