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Wait a minute here. Shrek puts in a good word for me and I get slammed? Second time I've been shot down before I even asked.
[:/]

OK, how about...I'll be the official B.O.B. operator for you. I'm good at changing batteries.
Now there's a good attitude for you!
:)



I'm sorry, Pops. I didn't see your name. :$ I just saw the single guys comment and responded. And, I've met you...I already know you're a sweetie and willingly give hugs. :)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Wait a minute here. Shrek puts in a good word for me and I get slammed? Second time I've been shot down before I even asked.
[:/]

OK, how about...I'll be the official B.O.B. operator for you. I'm good at changing batteries.
Now there's a good attitude for you!
:)



I'm sorry, Pops. I didn't see your name. :$ I just saw the single guys comment and responded. And, I've met you...I already know you're a sweetie and willingly give hugs. :)


He is also willing to burn down a kitchen or two;)
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Wait a minute here. Shrek puts in a good word for me and I get slammed? Second time I've been shot down before I even asked.
[:/]

OK, how about...I'll be the official B.O.B. operator for you. I'm good at changing batteries.
Now there's a good attitude for you!
:)



I'm sorry, Pops. I didn't see your name. :$ I just saw the single guys comment and responded. And, I've met you...I already know you're a sweetie and willingly give hugs. :)


He is also willing to burn down a kitchen or two;)


Oh really????
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Thanks Cora... Now all I can think about it is getting laid so I can be happy... :S



Hehe... Looks like I have a willing participant. ;)

Hmmm... Moral decision here... He'll be definitely needing a good fucking when he gets back from Iraq, so I could make the poor boy wait. :| I told him I'll call him tomorrow, and we'll get together sometime soon (before he's deployed), so we'll see what happens. Gotta support our troops, right? :o;):ph34r:


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I am quite confident you would never turn me down, Cora.



I got to kiss her. :)


:D And if I remember it right...it's on video somewhere. :D
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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**mmmwwwwaaaaa**

:) Hey...if you're able to help support the Marines.....;) Besides which...if you get together before he's deployed, he'll be much more relaxed on his trip over and when he comes home, he'll already be anticipating. ;)

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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I got to kiss her. Smile
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Laugh And if I remember it right...it's on video somewhere.



And i just happen to own a copy. :$

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What is a wuffo ?



Wuffo refers to people who can't understand whay anyone would skydive. It came from "Wha' fo' you do that shit?", hence whuffo.

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since ive been with my new gf...i think my guy down there works out more than he ever has before...so i dont have that problem ;)

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I am quite confident you would never turn me down, Cora.



I got to kiss her. :)


Yeah well I got to spend a night in bed with her, and it was AWESOME!! Yeah it's true, you can be jealous now:P;)B|
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
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I am quite confident you would never turn me down, Cora.



I got to kiss her. :)


Yeah well I got to spend a night in bed with her, and it was AWESOME!! Yeah it's true, you can be jealous now:P;)B|


:D:D:D You naughty boy! Making people think more than actual. :D:D:D
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I am quite confident you would never turn me down, Cora.



I got to kiss her. :)


Yeah well I got to spend a night in bed with her, and it was AWESOME!! Yeah it's true, you can be jealous now:P;)B|


:D:D:D You naughty boy! Making people think more than actual. :D:D:D


No, I just said what happened, their imagination did the rest:P;) luv ya Cora
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