sharimcm 0 #26 July 6, 2007 Quote Hehe, you kill me. And i think you know how i voted. Although the original poster (or anyone from that matter) can see how you voted, I know, and I'm not telling. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #27 July 6, 2007 So if such a thing ever did happen, would you be willing to ever fuck that person again? Like hypothetically if you were invited to go skinny dipping? Could you get past that one bad shitty experience and enjoy yourself in the pool? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #28 July 6, 2007 Quote So if such a thing ever did happen, would you be willing to ever fuck that person again? Like hypothetically if you were invited to go skinny dipping? Could you get past that one bad shitty experience and enjoy yourself in the pool? "And then a big brown shark came...Murphy> Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #29 July 6, 2007 Eeeew! Eeeew! Eeeew! Eeeew! Eeeew! Eeeew! Eeeew! Mere words cannot describe how nasty that is! mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #30 July 6, 2007 No, but thanks for the imagery that will keep me up at night. YUCK."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #31 July 6, 2007 Quote No, but thanks for the imagery that will keep me up at night. YUCK. HEY... It's not MY fault some man lost control of his bowels and took a crap in my bed... Geez... I guess SHIT HAPPENS. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #32 July 6, 2007 Quote http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278 Yep, as soon as i started reading the story the other guy posted, i thought, Hey, this sounds like a tucker max story. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #33 July 6, 2007 Quote Quote No, but thanks for the imagery that will keep me up at night. YUCK. HEY... It's not MY fault some man lost control of his bowels and took a crap in my bed... Geez... I guess SHIT HAPPENS. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hey, I have something for your inbox if you are interested... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #34 July 6, 2007 Quote Hey, I have something for your inbox if you are interested... If it's anything like what you sent the last time, OH HELL YEAH!! I'll take it!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #35 July 6, 2007 Shitty time in bed? I've got two kids who are legendary in their abilities to do it projectile. As far as from a partner? No, I have not had this happen - accidentally or intentionally. While I have had a partner victimize me with a Dutch Oven once while I was in a most vulnerable position... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #36 July 6, 2007 This poll isn't worthy of a vote __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #37 July 6, 2007 Quote This poll isn't worthy of a vote But it's worthy of a post?Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #38 July 6, 2007 But it's worthy of a post? ___________________________ Nope, this thread is absolutely disgusting. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #39 July 6, 2007 Quote But it's worthy of a post? Nope, this thread is absolutely disgusting. Maybe so, but you've gotta admit that it's really funny that it has apparently happened to more than just one or two people around here!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #40 July 6, 2007 Quote Quote This poll isn't worthy of a vote But it's worthy of a post? Certainly. Commenting on the validity of the topic is hardly the same thing as casting a vote on it. It's not worthy of a vote, but its worthy of a post expressing my dismay that anyone would post such a poll __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #41 July 6, 2007 Quote Quote But it's worthy of a post? Nope, this thread is absolutely disgusting. Maybe so, but you've gotta admit that it's really funny that it has apparently happened to more than just one or two people around here!Walt I admit nothing. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #42 July 6, 2007 Quote If you fuck someone in the ass you're gonna get shit Not necessarily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #43 July 6, 2007 To each his own... Shit happens, and when it does, some people post about it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #44 July 6, 2007 Quote Commenting on the validity of the topic is hardly the same thing as casting a vote on it. It's not worthy of a vote, but its worthy of a post expressing my dismay that anyone would post such a poll I think those of us who handle uncomfortable, embarassing or bad situations by looking for the humor in them have more of an appreciation for this kind of thing. I can appreciate that most people don't want to share details (especially "bad" details) of their sex lives in a public forum but the voting is anonymous. In the scenario this poll describes, sex with a partner who has an "accident" while it is going on, I can only imagine the awkwardness of the situation and cannot help laughing at it. Your mileage may vary, though. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #45 July 6, 2007 Quote He fell asleep... I got up to get a glass of water, and right under him was a huge shitty smear mark. I felt disgusted. I was on top of him the whole time. There is NO WAY that was my shit! The minute he left, those sheets were in the washer. Oh, and I NEVER had him back over... EVER!! I'm surprised no one asked you this yet -- was this guy a heroin addict? Shitting in a bed is *not* normal, and heroin addicts are notorious for having problems with incontinence. If so, you might want to get yourself checked. By the way, didn't you say you were leaving? Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #46 July 6, 2007 "I think you're all fucked in the head." -Chevy Chase, Vacation -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #47 July 6, 2007 Knowing this crowd, I'm surprised no one's posted asking for a "I'm male/female and I've left a deposit for my s/o before!" poll option! Y'all are slackin'! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #48 July 6, 2007 Quote Quote If you fuck someone in the ass you're gonna get shit Not necessarily. I am guessing it is a numbers thingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #49 July 6, 2007 A numbers thing? What do you mean? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #50 July 6, 2007 Quote A numbers thing? What do you mean? Probabilities, perhaps?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
