sharimcm 0 #1 July 6, 2007 Walt and I have taken it upon ourselves to help our fellow .commers post anonymous polls/stories. We will proofread and edit, and choose only the best ones, and this one is it... You're having wild, passionate, hot gorilla sex... It was truly amazing... The night was *perfect* and everything was good. Your partner gets up and leaves the room. Then, you notice something... OMG!! There is SHIT on your bed!! Your partner SHIT on the bed!!! How many other people have experienced a shitty time in bed? Has your partner left you a gift? It's happened to me. It was some awesome sex... He fell asleep... I got up to get a glass of water, and right under him was a huge shitty smear mark. I felt disgusted. I was on top of him the whole time. There is NO WAY that was my shit! The minute he left, those sheets were in the washer. Oh, and I NEVER had him back over... EVER!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 July 6, 2007 I have though of using that as a way to get rid of someone though... lolDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #3 July 6, 2007 Thank god no, but my friend had this girl he met on the internet shit a hotel room bed. I think I would have burned the sheets, sheets are cheap in the grand scheme of things!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #4 July 6, 2007 OMG! thats gross! I haen't had that bad of a time but I have thought that my tonsils were going to knocked out. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 July 6, 2007 Quote OMG! thats gross! I haen't had that bad of a time but I have thought that my tonsils were going to knocked out. From which end? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #6 July 6, 2007 Quote Quote OMG! thats gross! I haen't had that bad of a time but I have thought that my tonsils were going to knocked out. From which end? Im not sure... hold on and let me think about that night again..Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 July 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote OMG! thats gross! I haen't had that bad of a time but I have thought that my tonsils were going to knocked out. From which end? Im not sure... hold on and let me think about that night again.. /me passes the batteries/ Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #8 July 6, 2007 Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 July 6, 2007 No, but one time i was in danger of knocking somebody's tonsils out 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 July 6, 2007 Quote No, but one time i was in danger of knocking somebody's tonsils out Just because she kept them in a jar on the shelf, doesn't mean you were the 'big man on campus'.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 July 6, 2007 You're right, shame on me 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 July 6, 2007 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/43994859.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 July 6, 2007 When ya coming back to visit again?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #14 July 6, 2007 Quote Quote No, but one time i was in danger of knocking somebody's tonsils out Just because she kept them in a jar on the shelf, doesn't mean you were the 'big man on campus'.... Damn I forgot that you can leave them in jars. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 July 6, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #16 July 6, 2007 Quote http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/43994859.html I laughed so hard at the story, I almost shit my pants. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 July 6, 2007 Quote http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/43994859.html That is hysterical. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 July 6, 2007 This was sent to me by an anonymous poster. I can't help but think of him as a hero. Quote I was dating a girl that was a pro at taking it in the ass. I was laying on my back and she was riding me. Without missing a beat, she came off of my dick and dropped back down with my dick going in her ass like it was nothing. During the normal course of things, she raised up too far and my dick came all the way out of her ass. We continued going at it, and I could smell shit, but things felt so good I ignored it. Every once in a while I felt something cold against my inner thigh, but I really didn’t pay attention to it. She finally said “I can’t handle this any more”, at which point, she hopped off, got some toilet paper, picked up the turd and put it in the toilet, and climbed back on. I was young, kind drunk, and was getting stellar sex from this girl, so I finished several more times, and never spoke of it. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 July 6, 2007 *wheeze* *wheeze* *breathe* Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #20 July 6, 2007 Quote This was sent to me by an anonymous poster. I can't help but think of him as a hero. Quote I was dating a girl that was a pro at taking it in the ass. I was laying on my back and she was riding me. Without missing a beat, she came off of my dick and dropped back down with my dick going in her ass like it was nothing. During the normal course of things, she raised up too far and my dick came all the way out of her ass. We continued going at it, and I could smell shit, but things felt so good I ignored it. Every once in a while I felt something cold against my inner thigh, but I really didn’t pay attention to it. She finally said “I can’t handle this any more”, at which point, she hopped off, got some toilet paper, picked up the turd and put it in the toilet, and climbed back on. I was young, kind drunk, and was getting stellar sex from this girl, so I finished several more times, and never spoke of it. Walt Dude! I dont know where you come up with this shit but its fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 July 6, 2007 Quote Dude! I dont know where you come up with this shit but its fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For real, it gets sent to me by people who prefer to remain anonymous and yes, when I'm not trying to keep myself from throwing up I'm laughing my ass off!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 July 6, 2007 Hehe, you kill me. And i think you know how i voted. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #23 July 6, 2007 Quote Dude! I dont know where you come up with this shit but its fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quite the apropos comment for THIS thread!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 July 6, 2007 If you fuck someone in the ass you're gonna get shitDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #25 July 6, 2007 http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
