iambeav2 0 #1 July 7, 2007 Yeah, and it was NOT a hooters. These things had to be painted on, and the...well, I was in awe the whole time, i forgot to eat. I tried imagining her deciding that the guys at our table were "cool" enough to come over, sit down, and go home w/ one of us... Edit to add, camera phones w/ no flash suck, these pictures coulda been so much better, but oh well....it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #2 July 7, 2007 Nahhh, you can do better than THAT! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #3 July 7, 2007 Not if YOU won't there!! ...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #4 July 7, 2007 LOL--Naahhhh, you can do better than THAT, too! Holy cow--she has a lot of . . . self confidence (yeah, that's the phrase I'm looking for), doesn't she? I'll shut up. I'm sure the dz.com men can give you much better feedback! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #5 July 7, 2007 MM, iuno, both look real good to me, now, AND later )when I'm drunk!!)...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #6 July 7, 2007 A drunken state always improves these things!TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #7 July 7, 2007 But no need if no improvement is needed, I just hate the feeling of walking in straight lines...THEY TAKE YOU NO WHERE!!...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #8 July 7, 2007 Good luck with that linear problem!TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 July 7, 2007 so you are covertly taking photos of women with your camera phone? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #10 July 7, 2007 Yeah, too bad i didn't get her face and where she works in the picture, so everyone would know where and who she is She had a wonderful ass, so I went w/ it. ...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 July 7, 2007 You definitely have to give her an "E" for effort. I've seen better, I've seen worse. She probably was also flirting and playing it up quite a bit. An average woman with a lot of "confidence" (good choice, jewels) can grab a lot of men's attention. A couple of drinks in you and she starts looking really hot. Just remember to wrap your rascal. And fix her breakfast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 July 7, 2007 And fix her breakfast. ________________________ Yea, like that's happening. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 July 7, 2007 there actually laws against that and those arrested for it are generally termed perverts Those who think it harmless and amussing are generally called fuckwitsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #14 July 7, 2007 Quotethere actually laws against that and those arrested for it are generally termed perverts Those who think it harmless and amussing are generally called fuckwits IF there was a law against taking camera phone pictures then our jails would be full of perverts. Many times people take camera shots of all kinds of people because they are short, fat, ugly, pretty, etc. and "news flash" they do it without asking. If this makes someone a fuckwit and a pervert then a lot of people fall into this category. Perhaps they aren't the fuckwits but it is judgemental people who like to sling mud over the internet.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #15 July 7, 2007 there actually laws against that and those arrested for it are generally termed perverts Quote I wouldn't go so far as to call him a pervert, but if you want a picture of a woman, grab your nuts and tell her you want to take one. A little bit of confidence goes a long way, and saying straight out you want to take a pic shows confidence, hell, she'd probably take one with you if you just asked.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #16 July 7, 2007 I'm seeing a bit of a big gut there. Call me shallow hall if ya like but no thanx.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #17 July 7, 2007 QuoteQuotethere actually laws against that and those arrested for it are generally termed perverts Those who think it harmless and amussing are generally called fuckwits IF there was a law against taking camera phone pictures then our jails would be full of perverts. Many times people take camera shots of all kinds of people because they are short, fat, ugly, pretty, etc. and "news flash" they do it without asking. If this makes someone a fuckwit and a pervert then a lot of people fall into this category. Perhaps they aren't the fuckwits but it is judgemental people who like to sling mud over the internet. Get an act will you, you know full well I'm not talking about taking general pitures, but trying to sneek asre pics. There are law in this country for it. I guess we just have different moral standards then, Oh, I'd say the exact same thing in personYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #18 July 7, 2007 Call me overanalytical, but I'm curious about your wording: "So I went to dinner tonight and was waited on by this..." The word "this" refers to inanimate objects. In your opinion was her ass so incredibly gorgeous that it was difficult to notice there was a person attached to that ass? If so, that must be one hell of an ass!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jewels 0 #19 July 8, 2007 It's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . .TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #20 July 8, 2007 Quote It's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . . Especially when you couple it with this thread *shudder* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #21 July 8, 2007 Quote Quote It's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . . Especially when you couple it with this thread *shudder* Wow--a great idea for a new horror movie!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jewels 0 #22 July 8, 2007 Ewwwwwww! Now, see, why did I have to go there??! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #23 July 8, 2007 QuoteIt's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . . A friend of mine had a girlfriend who wore really loud lipstick. I never asked her what the deal was with that but whenever I saw her it was kind of like seeing a pair of brightly-colored lips that had a person attached to them. Nice looking lips for sure. As I recall, the rest of her looked pretty good too. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #24 July 8, 2007 Quote Quote It's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . . A friend of mine had a girlfriend who wore really loud lipstick. I never asked her what the deal was with that but whenever I saw her it was kind of like seeing a pair of brightly-colored lips that had a person attached to them. Nice looking lips for sure. As I recall, the rest of her looked pretty good too. Walt ____________ Walt, you noticed lipstick??? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #25 July 8, 2007 Yes...he's a gentleman after all! BTW...nice fish. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Viking 0 #16 July 7, 2007 I'm seeing a bit of a big gut there. Call me shallow hall if ya like but no thanx.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 July 7, 2007 QuoteQuotethere actually laws against that and those arrested for it are generally termed perverts Those who think it harmless and amussing are generally called fuckwits IF there was a law against taking camera phone pictures then our jails would be full of perverts. Many times people take camera shots of all kinds of people because they are short, fat, ugly, pretty, etc. and "news flash" they do it without asking. If this makes someone a fuckwit and a pervert then a lot of people fall into this category. Perhaps they aren't the fuckwits but it is judgemental people who like to sling mud over the internet. Get an act will you, you know full well I'm not talking about taking general pitures, but trying to sneek asre pics. There are law in this country for it. I guess we just have different moral standards then, Oh, I'd say the exact same thing in personYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 July 7, 2007 Call me overanalytical, but I'm curious about your wording: "So I went to dinner tonight and was waited on by this..." The word "this" refers to inanimate objects. In your opinion was her ass so incredibly gorgeous that it was difficult to notice there was a person attached to that ass? If so, that must be one hell of an ass!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #19 July 8, 2007 It's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . .TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #20 July 8, 2007 Quote It's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . . Especially when you couple it with this thread *shudder* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 July 8, 2007 Quote Quote It's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . . Especially when you couple it with this thread *shudder* Wow--a great idea for a new horror movie!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #22 July 8, 2007 Ewwwwwww! Now, see, why did I have to go there??! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 July 8, 2007 QuoteIt's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . . A friend of mine had a girlfriend who wore really loud lipstick. I never asked her what the deal was with that but whenever I saw her it was kind of like seeing a pair of brightly-colored lips that had a person attached to them. Nice looking lips for sure. As I recall, the rest of her looked pretty good too. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #24 July 8, 2007 Quote Quote It's sort of an interesting mental image, if you take it literally. . . . A friend of mine had a girlfriend who wore really loud lipstick. I never asked her what the deal was with that but whenever I saw her it was kind of like seeing a pair of brightly-colored lips that had a person attached to them. Nice looking lips for sure. As I recall, the rest of her looked pretty good too. Walt ____________ Walt, you noticed lipstick??? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 July 8, 2007 Yes...he's a gentleman after all! BTW...nice fish. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
