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Anybody want some Wild Squirrel Sex?

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So, I was looking for the ingredients for "Sex in the Bedroom" and came across "Wild Squirrel Sex"...

1 shot Stoli Lemon vodka
1 shot Stoli Strawberry vodka
1 shot Stoli Orange vodka
1 shot Stoli Raspberry vodka
1 shot Amaretto
Fill 1/2 Sour mix
Fill 1/2 Cranberry juice
Top with Grenadine

Oh yea, I'm all over this one. :) Can anyone help? :o:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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LOL thats 5 shots of booze, sound like a really fast way to spend money
:ph34r::ph34r:



Ummm... I won't be spending any money after drinking one or two Wild Squirrel Sex mixes... I'll be flat on my face and really hung over the next day. B|:D

I'm going to the liquor store this weekend. I'll get the small bottles of all of the shit needed... And, I get a good discount since I am such a dedicated return customer. :)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Yea, well... I'm a lightweight. I don't drink as much as I used to. I used to drink people under the table, now I'm under the table after drinking. B|


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Flat on your face, eh? hehehe



Just as long as she doesn't leave her ass up... :P


The ass don't need to be up brother ;) that is a very nice position which hits all the right spots
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Flat on your face, eh? hehehe



Just as long as she doesn't leave her ass up... :P


The ass don't need to be up brother ;) that is a very nice position which hits all the right spots


I'm going to have to agree with that whole heartedly. :$ It *IS* a VERY nice position. Trust me... ;) Mmm... OK... I think I need to get laid NOW. :o:ph34r:

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Flat on your face, eh? hehehe



Just as long as she doesn't leave her ass up... :P


The ass don't need to be up brother ;) that is a very nice position which hits all the right spots


I'm going to have to agree with that whole heartedly. :$ It *IS* a VERY nice position. Trust me... ;) Mmm... OK... I think I need to get laid NOW. :o:ph34r:


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How YOU doin'? :D



I'd be doing so much better with some Wild Squirrel Sex... I really wanted Sex in the Bedroom, but can't seem to find it... No, not the bedroom ( I can find that)... The ingredients for Sex in the Bedroom. :S For some reason I think it included handcuffs and a blindfold. :o:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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LOL thats 5 shots of booze, sound like a really fast way to spend money
:ph34r::ph34r:



I thought the same thing... "damn I have to buy five frilly flavored vodkas to make this thing!!"
"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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What a disappointment seeing that this thread is about mixed drinks.:|:|

Walt



Yes, but she also said she needed to get laid "now". Run with it. :P
"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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What a disappointment seeing that this thread is about mixed drinks.:|:|

Walt



Yes, but she also said she needed to get laid "now". Run with it. :P


Well, the time passed. I'm no longer in the mood. Not that I wouldn't fuck Walt, but I have a Marine that is a little closer (and he isn't deployed YET)... Round Rock vs. Houston... Yea, Round Rock is closer. Sorry Walt, sorry DougH. Didn't mean to disappoint you boys. :|

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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You didn't disappoint me... :P

I am the middle of a caffeine and ADD medication binge like you wouldn't believe. I have the the final exam for one of the last two remaining classes I have to take to finish my college career.

Between all the stimulants, and all the the fucking stress I probably couldn't get it up if I wanted too. But on the flip side with all the shaking and tremors my hands could put a vibrator to shame.

:oB|:ph34r::P:o:D

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Who the fuck is Paul? And, why do I want to have sex in his bedroom? Grrrr... I guess I'll have look up the secret ingredients when I get to the liquor store to buy the stuff.

SEX IN PAUL'S BEDROOM
1 oz. Chambord
1 oz. Rum (Malibu Coconut)
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
Pour ingredients in Martini glass and garnish with cherry. Do not mix.

Serve In: Cocktail Glass

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I used to drink people under the table, now I'm under the table after drinking. B|

Thanks, for the tip. :)


Prepare to deploy the torpedo. >:(
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I prefer rum, but after puking up two pitchers of pina coladas, I kind of cut back and starting drinking vodka instead. :o:D

Not much of a tequila fan at all... But, I do have some Cuervo stashed away for my friends. ;)


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I prefer rum, but after puking up two pitchers of pina coladas, I kind of cut back and starting drinking vodka instead. :o:D

Not much of a tequila fan at all... But, I do have some Cuervo stashed away for my friends. ;)

Did you know that cute puking girls gets me HOTT!!!! :o:P
"No cookies for you"- GFD
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Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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I prefer rum, but after puking up two pitchers of pina coladas, I kind of cut back and starting drinking vodka instead. :o:D

Not much of a tequila fan at all... But, I do have some Cuervo stashed away for my friends. ;)



Speaking of puking, have you decided about the challenge yet? :D
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Speaking of puking, have you decided about the challenge yet? :D



I suppose... I'm in...

I fucking can't believe I just said that... :S

But, if I do, NO PICTURES are to be taken... B|

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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