The afterlife

[lilDevil 2]

The Afterlife

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact.

'Mildred, Mildred'

'is that you fred?'

'Yes, i've come back like we agreed'

'what's it like?'

'Well I get up in the morning, have sex, have breakfast, go to the golf course,
have sex, lay in the sun, then have sex twice. Have lunch, another romp around
the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again.
Then I have sex till late at night. The next day it starts again.'

'Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven'

'Not exactly, i'm a rabbit in Suffolk.'

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[Lindercles 0]

That reminds me of another one:

A man comes home one day from his job at the pickle factory and says "Honey, I won us 50 bucks on a bet today."

"What was the bet?"

"The guys bet me 50 bucks I wouldn't stick my dick in the pickle slicer."

Scared he'd hurt himself, his wife pulls down his pants and sure enough, everything is there and in working order.

"Was the pickle slicer not turned on?" she asks.

"Actually, she seemed pretty into it."