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It's okay. I don't think you can die from lack of intercourse! :$



No, you can't. But it rocks being bisexual :)
I didn't want to die. :D


If only I lived closer.... I'd save you :ph34r:
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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I mean I am not saying I haven't had amazing sex without being in love with someone, but when there is an emotional and physical bond there it is simply undescriable



I agree with this statement. Great sex is great sex, but great sex with someone you love is unbelieveablely great sex.



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It's okay. I don't think you can die from lack of intercourse! :$



No, you can't. But it rocks being bisexual :)
I didn't want to die. :D


If only I lived closer.... I'd save you :ph34r:


How? ;)


You know whith that smile on your face you look like you don't really need to be saved
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It's okay. I don't think you can die from lack of intercourse! :$



No, you can't. But it rocks being bisexual :)
I didn't want to die. :D


If only I lived closer.... I'd save you :ph34r:


How? ;)


Well first we'd set the mood by ..... then we would get ready by taking a bubble bath and while we were in there I would... once you've got a big smile on your face from that we'd head to the... once there I'd start by.... then I would.... and then moving closer to your... and then....

And thats just to start...
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Interesting choice of words.:ph34r:



Wouldn't that have been "cum"? >:(


Sounds the same, so who cares how you spell it?:P
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I agree with this statement. Great sex is great sex, but great sex with someone you love is unbelieveablely great sex.



So much so that it can actually be just so-so sex and it's still unbelievably great. (Especially when you look back on it!) :)
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Great sex is great sex, but great sex with someone you love is unbelieveablely great sex.



I thought that was masturbation


if you never had the real thing, you get mixed up easily.. :):DB|
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I did get any last nite. [:/] Or the night before that... [:/][:/] Just wait... My time is coming. :$

BUT, I did talk about sex with someone last night. I know, it's not the same thing, but it was an exciting conversation... I hadn't talked to the boy in 10+ years, and damn... I can say, "I have a hood piercing" does make a great conversation starter. :o:D:D


"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I did get any last nite. [:/] Or the night before that... [:/][:/] Just wait... My time is coming. :$

BUT, I did talk about sex with someone last night. I know, it's not the same thing, but it was an exciting conversation... I hadn't talked to the boy in 10+ years, and damn... I can say, "I have a hood piercing" does make a great conversation starter. :o:D:D




My time is cuming

Fixed it for ya :P
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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>yes, I'm molesting the fish.

Bwahhahaa! :)
well Excuuuuse Meeeee... at least you're protecting it's identity, I thought it was a mammal.

and why don't people want to talk about the razzberry? is it too embarassing?:o

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We need to sex up the bonfire. So who got some last night, and what positions?



Well I didn't get any last night, but tonight was a different story. I somehow found myself in a guard tower on the base with an Air Force girl named Ferrari who coincidently was wearing nothing more than my cowboy hat, braided pig tails, and a smile. I was also invited back for a second time tomrrow evening and have been asked to bring a video camera with me.

So does that count??!!?? Even though I'm in Iraq and not in the states?;)B|
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
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