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Popcorn Preference

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Ingredients:
(1) Bag of popcorn kernels.
(1) Pound real butter.
(1) 9x12 plastic sheet.
(1) Naked babe.

1. Pop popcorn.
2. Melt butter in saucepan, but not too hot.
3. Put plastic sheet on living room floor.
4. Dump popcorn on sheet.
5. Slather babe with butter.
6. Roll babe on popcorn.
7. Nibble popcorn off of babe, being sure to also lick off all butter.

Serves one, (or more).;)

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You're a sly one, Krisanne. ;)



I have no idea what you're talking about, Linda.:P
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I'd like to try some of these... Popcorn Seasonings

I especially like the idea of the Carmel and Chocolate Marshmallow seasonings...



I went to a cool little neighborhood theater that served the chocolate marshmellow. It was really good. They didn't have the caramel, or I'd of mixed them.

Damn you Krisanne, now I want some popcorn.>:(
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I especially like the bottom of the bowl where the soggy, butter-soaked 'corns are.:$:D:P

Actually I rarely eat popcorn (old braces habit:P). Billy absolutely LOVES popcorn, though--eats it all the time.:)

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Hmmm, interesting. Krisanne has a visitor and then starts calling me "Linda." Coincidence? :P



:) Oh no, I told her about "Linda" way before I went out there to visit! ;)

But back on the topic:
Hot and salty with a box of Milk Duds dropped in
I have never heard of this but it sounds yummy! I am sure I'm not allowed to eat that. :(

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Fireflytx got me started putting sliced jalepeno's on buttered popcorn. I like it and thought we were the only ones doing that until the guy in front of me at the theatre the other day put jalepeno's on his popcorn too. I talked to him about it and he said his girl turned him onto it too.:D


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I sprinkled mine over vanilla ice cream. It HAD to be the super-buttery 'corn, though.B|



So do you like the buttered popcorn Jelly Belly?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Hot and salty with a box of Milk Duds dropped in
I have never heard of this but it sounds yummy! I am sure I'm not allowed to eat that. :(



It's the best! The challenge is to get popcorn hot enough in the theater to melt the Duds.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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OTHER (str8 to the gutter)

I like my popcorn freshly popped so I can stick my "dick in a box" at the movie theatre and freak out my Girlfriend.



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What ever you do dont ask Kevin[Kevlar] Mitchell formerly of the Marine City Michigan Para-Hawks to make you some. Anyone could take a package put it in the microwace hit the buttons, Perfect pop corn .Kevlar could do the exact same thing and produce "Cajun Popcorn" ,the smoking bag had to be taken outside.Immediately after anyone could push the same buttons perfect pop corn again. He had to go hide in shame at San Marcos Texas for years until they threw him out of there for stinking up the place.

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Buttered popcorn is bad for you. You should send all of it to me.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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What ever you do dont ask Kevin[Kevlar] Mitchell formerly of the Marine City Michigan Para-Hawks to make you some. Anyone could take a package put it in the microwace hit the buttons, Perfect pop corn .Kevlar could do the exact same thing and produce "Cajun Popcorn" ,the smoking bag had to be taken outside.Immediately after anyone could push the same buttons perfect pop corn again. He had to go hide in shame at San Marcos Texas for years until they threw him out of there for stinking up the place.




Nah, Lori warned us and we didn't keep any popcorn around after that.:D:D:D

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you've made me miss the microwave caramel corn. apparently we're at risk of burning ourselves with the hot caramel or I was the only one buying it, either way I can't find the stuff in any store these days.
>:(
mmm...hot brick of caramel on fresh popcorn!
B|:) shake shake...mmmmmm

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