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shropshire

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Nice bruise Zep..... that'lll keep you from having to go shopping with the boss!!

I hate twisting my ankle (which I do on a regular basis)... mine take ages to heal (especially as I get older).

How did you do yours?

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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You really don't want to know, OK I'll tell you but keep it a secret.

I was converting the cow shed doors from hinged to sliding, working on top of the 4ft manure (cow shit) pile,
took a step back an fell to the bottom into the liquid stuff:(
The pain was horrendous, I couldn't get up as it was as slippery as hell,
so my two work mates had to come down an help me out, they both slipped over as well:D
I was carried to the pickup truck an taken to hospital,
That was hilarious, Imagine, three of us arriving at the emergency dept all covered in cow shit
an stinking to high hell,
The receptionist told me to ho home an take a shower then come back,
I said no fucking way I live over forty miles away, so she told me to sit down an the trauma dr
would see me as soon as possible, meanwhile she banished my two co workers to the street.
then she came back with a industrial strength can of air freshener, the mixture of cow shit an
over sprayed industrial air freshener is enough to make you vomit,
needless to say I saw the doctor in record time.

I'm looking at at least four to five weeks down time,


Well you asked.


Gone fishing

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