Andy_Copland 0 #1 July 14, 2007 One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 July 14, 2007 and WTF is a butt?... You're home now lad, speak proper. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #3 July 14, 2007 Quote and WTF is a butt?... You're home now lad, speak proper. What was he suppose to say? Corn hole? I dont think that would work for this story as corn is a vegetable“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 July 14, 2007 Give me a break, i simply googled jokes then copy and pasted. I got nothing 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #5 July 14, 2007 How about poop chute, or Hershey Highway, or even turd cutter. I'M SO BORED. I NEED TO JUMP. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 July 14, 2007 > BwaaaaaaaH - Oh it's so true and sad (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #7 July 14, 2007 Yes I think boredom is the driving factor of most that goes on here“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #8 July 14, 2007 ABSOLUTLEY. One more hour and I'm headed to Bozeman to take Jeff up on those free jumps. How can I refuse free skydives. P.S. It was Chucks breaker that was bad. All is well. Take er easy and have fun tomorrow. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
