BillyVance 35 #1 July 14, 2007 I just played a round of golf with 17 other deaf fuckers, and none of us killed any wildlife with errant shots... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 July 14, 2007 four FOUR FOUR Sorry.... I thought that you'd duck (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 July 14, 2007 The golf course was so hilly in some spots that my group accidentally hit balls into the group ahead of us that were just out of sight! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 July 14, 2007 I forgot to say that the two other fuckers playing in my group, decided to have a little fun with me after my golf bag accidentally fell out of the back of the golf cart. Somehow the strap worked its way loose, so I'm driving to my ball after hitting it off the tee, get out, and what the fuck? Dude, where's my golf bag?!? Way the fuck back there laying in the cart path by the tee-off area! Well those two fuckers took turns loosening the strap a couple times each over the remaining holes while I was taking my shots, making me turn back to retrieve my bag each time, and I thought something was wrong with the goddamn strap. After that, I was driving the damn cart with one hand on the bag!!! After the 18th hole, they fessed up. I had beaten them by 1 and 3 strokes for some reason and I knew they were better players since they play twice a month, and this was my first game in 2 years. They blew a lot of their shots because THEY were laughing at me!!! Bastards.... I did get my revenge. While the group was sitting in their carts waiting for the last two groups to finish play, I quietly loosened the straps on THEIR bags. When it was time to take the carts out to their cars to unload the bags, they drove out and sure enough, both bags fell out, right in front of everyone!!! That'll teach them to fuck with me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #5 July 15, 2007 Quote I just played a round of golf with 17 other deaf fuckers, and none of us killed any wildlife with errant shots... Ya need to play on a course with Roos bigger targets lol but they dont move when hit by balls.``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
