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Turns out I was a crackhead in a former life

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I asked my medic to stick me with an IV about 5 minutes ago and since I've already had a few sticks this week he had to go low on my forearm to find a site that hadn't ben used in the last few days. Trying to get the tournequit(sp) to stay tied around the bigger part of my forearm was giving him trouble so I grabbed it and did it with one end in my opposite hand and the other end of the band in my mouth. Got it tied first try in a perfect slipknot, and then it hit me that I must have been a crackhead once upon a time;):P

And I've also found out from typing this that I can type about 35 words a minute one handed!!
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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it hit me that I must have been a crackhead once upon a time;):P!

do you fix your crack ?? It's easier to smoke it :|
yeah... herioin addict would have probably been a better choice... er... I mean... nevermind... :):P
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it hit me that I must have been a crackhead once upon a time;):P!

do you fix your crack ?? It's easier to smoke it :|
yeah... herioin addict would have probably been a better choice... er... I mean... nevermind... :):P


see, this is why you are getting tested!!!! They will eventually catch you!! mwuahahahahha
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and there goes your west point slot


OCS is still an option:o

the real question is why did you need an IV and what solution did you request

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