JustChuteMeNow 0 #2 July 18, 2007 .....long as I got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car. That line brings back good memories Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 July 18, 2007 You know the "Bam!" "Crack!" "Biff!" things for Batman? What would the corresponding sound effects for these toys be? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #4 July 18, 2007 did you see one of the toys is a talking jesus?? can we substitute the pee wee herman voice box in it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 July 18, 2007 Should I just move this to SC now? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #6 July 18, 2007 I dont get it. Theres a problem with Wal Mart selling faith-based toys? Jesus is cool, man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #7 July 18, 2007 but Action Figure cool? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #8 July 18, 2007 you only move things there so you don't have to moderate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #9 July 18, 2007 but are they anatomically correct??You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #10 July 18, 2007 Quote but Action Figure cool? Sure why not? Jesus can do everything that He-man can do. Its just one more tool for Christian education. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #11 July 18, 2007 close hits the nail on the head! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #12 July 18, 2007 who is He-man? never heard of him. comics? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #13 July 18, 2007 Quote .....long as I got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car. drivin 90 I aint scared cause I got my virgin mary sittin on the dashboard of my car...............if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #14 July 18, 2007 "Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun" I gotta get me one of those You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #15 July 18, 2007 Quote Deluxe Jesus Action Figure There is no action figure more deserving of a deluxe edition than the Son of God. This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl figure comes with eight amazing plastic accessories: five loaves of bread, two fish and a jug for turning water into wine (not guaranteed to work for real). Also features "glow-in-the-dark miracle hands!" I like the glow in the dark miracle hands!! Plus, he looks just like my favorite (living) muff brother! mp "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eman 0 #16 July 18, 2007 ....comes in colors pink and pleasant, glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent, insuring me that I don't go to Hell ! Cool Hand Luke singing when his Mother died Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #17 July 19, 2007 I LOVE that song! riding on the dashboard of my car. Through all trial and tribulations we will travel every nation with my plastic jesus i'll go far. i don't care if it's dark or scarey as long as I got magnetic Mary riding on the dashboard of my car. I feel I'm protected and wait, I've got the whole damn holy family, riding on the dashboard of my car......... "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
