Broke 0 #1 July 18, 2007 THe other day I was BSing with a visiting engineer in the cafeteria. He said that there is something you have to try if you want really flavorful food on the BBQ. "Throw a habenaro in the coals. It doesn't make it hot it just gives it a good flavor," he then went on to say, "You want to stay out of the smoke. If you get into the smoke you'll only do it once." Sp anyone know anything else you'll only do onceDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 July 18, 2007 die.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 July 18, 2007 Anything that starts with a "hey bubba, watch this!" qualifies as things you'll only do once... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 July 18, 2007 LOL... get circumsized.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 July 18, 2007 Quote die. DING DING DING!!! Winner!!! And the shortest possible answer, to boot! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 July 18, 2007 Gee take all the fun out of it.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #7 July 18, 2007 forget to pull, whithout an aad of course if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 July 18, 2007 Sp anyone know anything else you'll only do once Quote Tie the low pull record! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 July 18, 2007 Quote Gee take all the fun out of it. LOL. I added the fun back in with my second reply.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 July 18, 2007 More of a philosophic answer,than? ...Live today I'll never have today back so I should live it like that,right? instead I stayed home and tried to get over this cold so I can live for "today" on the weekend.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #11 July 18, 2007 Quote LOL... get circumsized. bobbitt got it twice no???if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #12 July 18, 2007 Ask for salad dressing...........in prison. ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote LOL... get circumsized. bobbitt got it twice no??? I dunno... not everyone gets circumsized after birth. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 July 18, 2007 Maybe I should have put it like this. What really stupid thing have you done that has resulted in extream physical pain, or embarassment that you won't do again? Is that specific enoughDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 July 18, 2007 Quote Maybe I should have put it like this. What really stupid thing have you done that has resulted in extream physical pain, or embarassment that you won't do again? Is that specific enough Hmmmm.... quite a few things actually! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #16 July 18, 2007 Quote Maybe I should have put it like this. What really stupid thing have you done that has resulted in extream physical pain, or embarassment that you won't do again? Is that specific enough http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2888873#2888873 ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 July 18, 2007 Quote Maybe I should have put it like this. What really stupid thing have you done that has resulted in extream physical pain, or embarassment that you won't do again? Is that specific enough ok....forget to wash my hands after tasting "dave's insanity sauce." the thing is I ALWAYS wash my hands after I pee...it never dawned on me to wash them before. YYYYEEEEOOOOOOWWWW! I had tasted the sauce hours before I had to pee. I was in Macon Ga. Had a few beers so I let me dad drive my car home (I drove him there) the beer hit me and I had to pee. we were half way to Forsyth(30 miles away) I got out and pissed in the woods and got a REALLY REALLY REALLY big surprise when my dick caught fire. My dad,being the douche bag he is, decided he didn't want to speed. that is,until I demanded it. he was laughing the whiole time.Is that better?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 July 18, 2007 piss on an electric fence.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #19 July 18, 2007 forget to pull out....... maybe that was twice if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 July 18, 2007 Quote piss on an electric fence. I accidentally touched an electric fence around a horse pen. ZAP!!! FUCK!!! I can't imagine pissing on an electric fence is gonna work? What if you stand back enough that the piss stream breaks up into drops by the time it hits the fence?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #21 July 18, 2007 That reminds me of scratching my nuts after using tiger balm... not going to do that againDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #22 July 18, 2007 they say if you sned a jolt to your testicles you'll have an orgasm. I ain't trying that....again LOL No This is one thing I have never tried. that Sauce story is true, though.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tetra316 0 #23 July 18, 2007 Walk across hot coals barefoot. One foot was fine, the other not so much Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 July 18, 2007 I guess its better than rubbing the tigers nuts....My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #25 July 18, 2007 Here's another one.... take an electric 8 way down to a 2 way... did that once, not ever doing it again! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
