If you get pulled over are you going to jail?

[kbordson 8]

Remember.... they handcuff you for your protection.

[DFWAJG 4]

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I tend to get indignant.... and I'm not so good with the batting eyes and acting all contrite.... and pulling the dr card. Nope, I don't go there.

A few weeks ago, It almost didn't work. This cop was pissed that I was doing 45 in 25. the conversation came around to why I was in California, not NY. I told him honestly, I'm working at the CDCR. When he returned from his car, he came back smiling and just told me to slow down. pheww!

[Keith 0]

You don't happen to be a procologist do you?

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[skymama 37]

I'm going for I'm innocent and look innocent. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[Squeak 17]

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I'm going for I'm innocent and look innocent. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

yeah well that and you have BOOBIES, the great ticket deterrents

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[raftman 12]

Wait a minute. You mean you guys pull over for the cops?

PUSSYS!!!!

[sharimcm 0]

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If I got pulled over, I'd fuck the cop... Literally.

"FUCKIN' C O P S !"

And, I *like* it!!

Cops need lovin' too...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[BillyVance 35]

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I guess I must be in the Angelic category.

After doing Beach Jumps into the Flora-Bama at ECSC's Memorial Day Boogie, and of course indulging in the adult refreshments offered at the Flora-Bama, a wuffo friend of mine and myself were driving back in separate cars and came up on a police roadblock.

My friend was nursing his drinks all night long out of concern for roadblocks, but I didn't show as much foresight.

They waved me right on through after a cursory check of my insurance and license, but had my friend pull over because he was having trouble finding his most recent insurance card.

Years ago, I think it was 1997, I had done a beach jump, and had a few too many drinks. My car was parked there and I had to drive back. I should have had someone drive me back. I don't know what my BAC level was, but I think it was high enough. I drove the speed limit, maybe a tad slower and really tried to concentrate on steering. I got as far as US 98 in Foley just getting out of that town towards Elberta when I noticed flashing lights behind me. Fuck, I'm screwed. So I pull over. Woman cop asks me to get out and tells me I went over the center line once. Asks me if I'd been drinking. I said yes. More questions and I was truthful. Told her how many I had in how much time. She seemed to do the math in her head. Then she had me do the road side sobriety tests, all of which I passed.

She gave me a huge break and told me to go straight to the DZ and stay there to sleep it off (I had told her I was going to pick up my stuff and head to Mobile where my cousins were).

I was very lucky...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[skydivermom 0]

"Everybody's innocent in here, don't you know that?"


What movie is THAT line from, and how true is it really?

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28