QUICK!!! TURN RIGHT!!!!

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I apparently set up shop in Texas

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I apparently set up shop in Texas

Then, maybe you should move here as well.

Hmmm... That picture looks awfully familiar...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I apparently set up shop in Texas

Then, maybe you should move here as well.

Hmmm... That picture looks awfully familiar...

Why would I move to texas? I'd be the only guy in a black cowboy hat regularly

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Why would I move to texas? I'd be the only guy in a black cowboy hat regularly

Uh, no... Haven't you read my sig line? And, I know for a FACT it wasn't you outside my hotel room... I knew exactly where you were.

Trust me... The next time I'm driving I-10 and I see a sign for Gonzales, I won't make any turns... I'll just keep trucking forward. Nothing to see here. Carry on.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Why would I move to texas? I'd be the only guy in a black cowboy hat regularly

Uh, no... Haven't you read my sig line? And, I know for a FACT it wasn't you outside my hotel room... I knew exactly where you were.

Trust me... The next time I'm driving I-10 and I see a sign for Gonzales, I won't make any turns... I'll just keep trucking forward. Nothing to see here. Carry on.

Note to self... if I reside in Texas, reside in the city bearing my name

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Note to self... if I reside in Texas, reside in the city bearing my name

It would be perfect for you if you are a chicken farmer

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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But if I turned right, I would be going away from your shop. Do you think this is the best way to advertise?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
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But if I turned right, I would be going away from your shop. Do you think this is the best way to advertise?

Go AWAY from his shop... Trust me! He's a Marine and a skydiver. He can't be trusted.

You know we love you Gonzo... Just not that much.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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But if I turned right, I would be going away from your shop. Do you think this is the best way to advertise?

Reverse psychology...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Note to self... if I reside in Texas, reside in the city bearing my name

It would be perfect for you if you are a chicken farmer

I fail to see the humor in your comment

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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But if I turned right, I would be going away from your shop. Do you think this is the best way to advertise?

Go AWAY from his shop... Trust me! He's a Marine and a skydiver. He can't be trusted.

You know we love you Gonzo... Just not that much.

u made me spilling my precious whisky-cola over the laptop!!!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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But if I turned right, I would be going away from your shop. Do you think this is the best way to advertise?

Go AWAY from his shop... Trust me! He's a Marine and a skydiver. He can't be trusted.

You know we love you Gonzo... Just not that much.

u made me spilling my precious whisky-cola over the laptop!!!

That, sir, is alcohol abuse...

SOMEONE GET THIS GUY A SIPPY CUP!!!

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Note to self... if I reside in Texas, reside in the city bearing my name

There is a Gonzales County in Texas as well. So, you have multiple options... City, county or both.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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But if I turned right, I would be going away from your shop. Do you think this is the best way to advertise?

Go AWAY from his shop... Trust me! He's a Marine and a skydiver. He can't be trusted.

You know we love you Gonzo... Just not that much.

u made me spilling my precious whisky-cola over the laptop!!!

That, sir, is alcohol abuse...

SOMEONE GET THIS GUY A SIPPY CUP!!!

if i had anymore to drink..

damn, that reminds me, i have to get up and get me another!!!

anyone in for drunken dial!?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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But if I turned right, I would be going away from your shop. Do you think this is the best way to advertise?

Go AWAY from his shop... Trust me! He's a Marine and a skydiver. He can't be trusted.

You know we love you Gonzo... Just not that much.

u made me spilling my precious whisky-cola over the laptop!!!

That, sir, is alcohol abuse...

SOMEONE GET THIS GUY A SIPPY CUP!!!

if i had anymore to drink..

damn, that reminds me, i have to get up and get me another!!!

anyone in for drunken dial!?

No, I'm at work... but I will take a beer
mmmmm... beeeeer

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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No, I'm at work... but I will take a beer[Smile]

mmmmm... beeeeer[Cool]

Shiner!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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No, I'm at work... but I will take a beer[Smile]

mmmmm... beeeeer[Cool]

Shiner!!

Hell, I'd take a nattys right about now

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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No, I'm at work... but I will take a beer[Smile]

mmmmm... beeeeer[Cool]

Shiner!!

Hell, I'd take a nattys right about now

If you live in Gonzales, TX in Gonzales County, you need to drink Shiner... It's the beer most Texans drink. Didn't you learn anything about being a real Texan when you were here?

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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No, I'm at work... but I will take a beer[Smile]

mmmmm... beeeeer[Cool]

Shiner!!

Hell, I'd take a nattys right about now

If you live in Gonzales, TX in Gonzales County, you need to drink Shiner... It's the beer most Texans drink. Didn't you learn anything about being a real Texan when you were here?

I'll drink whatever I damn well please... I'm a big boy and I wear big boy pants.

Plus, I'm not a Texan and I could give a rats ass what most Texans drink. Hell, apparently, most Texans don't wear cowboy hats, either. So there... neener neener neener... and so on.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.