Andy_Copland 0 #1 July 25, 2007 So in general conversation at work with a buddy of mine we start talking about.... well sex. Everything from planting it in the shit box to pinching the old nose and getting em gagging. He continues to say "Have you ever spat on a birds fanny?" Now to you colonials and others... that means "Have you ever spat on a girls pussy?" In disbelief and with a bemused look creeping across my face I wondered if he was being serious as we had just been joking around. He continues with "I have..." So i ask "Well... did she enjoy it?" and he replies "Nah... i was in between her box and in my half pissed state thought it would be sexual to put a big blop of saliva on the old banjo string, she just asked me if i spat on her and told her i had... she didnt say anything after that and i carried on as if nothing happened, she didnt call me again but i dont care, was drunk." I about died laughing.. Fess up you dirty floggers1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,599 #2 July 25, 2007 Whuh?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 July 25, 2007 Yep. He spat on a girls pussy and she didnt like it.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 July 25, 2007 I don't see how anyone would like thatDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 July 25, 2007 Pffft, you know there are girls out there who would love it.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 July 25, 2007 Yeah just like you know they really love it when you blow your wad up their noseDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 July 25, 2007 Im talking saliva here, i wouldnt do that! I dont care where my wad goes... wait that came out wrong 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #8 July 25, 2007 Quote I dont care where my wad goes... wait that came out wrong You should see a doctor about thatNever try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 July 25, 2007 If a guy spits on it to get it lubed up, i see no problem with it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 July 25, 2007 I bet spit makes shit lube... get some of that shit that fizzes on the bean 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #11 July 25, 2007 QuoteYeah just like you know they really love it when you blow your wad up their nose I think he was referring to it coming out of her nose. Just a minor point. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 July 25, 2007 Quote I bet spit makes shit lube... get some of that shit that fizzes on the bean Sometimes like when you're out in the middle of nowhere with no lube around...spit works. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #13 July 25, 2007 You bet? You never used spit in a pinch? Do you carry around a bottel of lube every where, or maybe you just don't often have the need?"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 July 25, 2007 No i never get pussy. Stud.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #15 July 25, 2007 Quote No i never get pussy. Stud. I wasn't implying that ya fawk bucket. Ok... maybe I was, but I forgot the . Either way that doesn't anwser the question about you carrying a container of lube around? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 July 25, 2007 Ah thats more like it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #17 July 26, 2007 I dont see how spitting helps the situation. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 July 26, 2007 All it takes is a little spit and determination!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #19 July 26, 2007 Quote He continues to say "Have you ever spat on a birds fanny?" Now to you colonials and others... that means "Have you ever spat on a girls pussy?" Hell, I just think it's funny as shit that you refer to me as a colonial. Keep spitting on the twat Andy. SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #20 July 26, 2007 Quote Keep spitting on the twat Andy. The pikey bastard is too cheap to buy proper Lube. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #21 July 26, 2007 Unlike Andy, let's go play poker!SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #22 July 26, 2007 Does incidental drooling count? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #23 July 26, 2007 Strike it up there under the "Done it" box. You legend 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #24 July 26, 2007 good thing you were not eating oreos before you did it. Suuuuuuure it was your friendPikey bastards are too cheap and lazy to either use lube or get them wet in the first place. BTW don't get too fat, you won't be able to slip outthe bedroom window when their parents get home. Caravan windows are not very large on older modelshehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #25 July 26, 2007 Quote Strike it up there under the "Done it" box. You legend Done. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
