BillyVance 35 #1 July 28, 2007 Fascinating Facts: Trivial Pursuit Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. Q. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it? A. Skinny dipping. Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace. This is propinquity. Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men. A. Wash their hands. Women: 80%, men: 55%. Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do? A. Gain weight. Q. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell. A. Banana. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand. Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windscreen wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women. Q. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men. A. Change their underwear. Q. This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous. A. A kiss. Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil. A. Honey. Q. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this? A. Have a look in your medicine cabinet. Q. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this. A. Wear underwear. Q. What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, and 9% carbon dioxide? A. A fart."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiamondGirl 0 #2 July 28, 2007 Quote Q. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men. A. Change their underwear. Hm...I wonder why they're single ~* Quae Sursum Volo Videre *~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 July 28, 2007 there's some good ones there.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 July 28, 2007 Quote Quote Q. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men. A. Change their underwear. Hm...I wonder why they're single Because all the women they meet want to change them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #5 July 28, 2007 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men. A. Change their underwear. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hm...I wonder why they're single -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because all the women they meet want to change them. I don't get it...The women want to change the guys or change their underwear?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,174 #6 July 28, 2007 Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Christmas? Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. An interstate highway? Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men. A. Put on eye makeup? Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do? A. breathe, eat, and sleep? Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. Trick question, there is no "a" in "numbers". Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windscreen wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. Their names all contain the letters "e", "r" and "s". Q. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this? A. stay too long.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #7 July 28, 2007 Fascinating Facts: Trivial Pursuit Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men. A. Put the seat down. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 July 29, 2007 Quote Fascinating Facts: Trivial Pursuit Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men. A. Put the seat down. I get big green tree frogs in my toilet sometimes and they cling to the bottom of the seat. When you put your butt there, they jump over and land on your butt. Leaving the seat up is the only way to be sure that no frog is there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 July 29, 2007 Quote Quote I get big green tree frogs in my toilet sometimes and they cling to the bottom of the seat. When you put your butt there, they jump over and land on your butt. Leaving the seat up is the only way to be sure that no frog is there. that would scare the hell outa meYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
