Andy_Copland 0 #1 July 28, 2007 I once woke up and tried to piss in the corner of the bedroom in a drunken state before i was led to the toilet. One of my pals said he'd meet me in the Kebab house before pissing on my mates floor. Anyone else tried or succeeded pissing somewhere they shouldn't?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #2 July 28, 2007 I pissed in a country I never wanna see again... Does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 July 28, 2007 I hope it wasn't England 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #4 July 28, 2007 nope, I actually liked England, nice and cool (so I could freeze my ass off after I got rained on at night.) Beat the hell out of the other place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 July 28, 2007 Please tell me it was France.... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 July 28, 2007 No, but I did take a dump there...I don't think anyone noticed either.What do you want from a country where chewing your toenails at the dinner table is only #7 on the list of bad manners? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 July 28, 2007 My friend got searched by the Gendarmes. They said something to him in french after finding a few of the knives he had on him. To which he replied "If you just asked if you could suck me blue...fuckoff frenchie!"Ouch, it hurts to remember. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 July 28, 2007 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 July 28, 2007 Walt's bathtub when I was taking a shower. He's out of town and won't see this. I'm kidding. That's just gross. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 July 28, 2007 Why is it gross, all goes down the hole.... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanutgallery 0 #11 July 28, 2007 Anyone who says no to this poll is a LIER! When you gotta go, you gotta GO.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 July 28, 2007 So true. Just dont get in a car with skinnyshrek and need a pee.... That bastard pulled over on the highway so i could urinate on the side... then he revereses and puts full beams on me for all the other drivers going by.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #13 July 28, 2007 I've gone in the woods and in the parking lot of a bar. that's about it. I've never pissed in any other room in the house though. lolBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 July 28, 2007 Have you ever pee'd in a beer can?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #15 July 28, 2007 QuoteHave you ever pee'd in a beer can?no, I just ash in them.Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 July 28, 2007 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #17 July 28, 2007 Wrote my name in the snow onceDon't you go where the huskys go Don't you eat that yellow snow... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 July 28, 2007 Yellow snow, never seen that before. Is it lemon flavour?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 July 28, 2007 When I am indoors, no... well, except the shower. Outdoors ... let's see: Outside my tent at boogies. In the woods while camping or hiking On side of the road in the chain-up area of Highway 2 on the way to snowboarding (didn't care about all the total strangers looking at my ass hanging out but I made sure my friends were putting on the chains on the *other* side of the car) Parking lots of bars (though not in a long time Various bodies of water (lake, river, ocean) That's all I can think of right now."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #20 July 28, 2007 That is so cool the way you just came out with all that, rock on Ladies and Gents thats called not sugar coating the truth and just being honest. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 July 28, 2007 Quote That is so cool the way you just came out with all that, rock on Ladies and Gents thats called not sugar coating the truth and just being honest. Oh, I forgot a few: In my diaper (but only till I got potty trained at a respectable age) In my bed (wasn't a bed-wetter much but I'm sure I did it a couple of times as a child In my cath bag when I was in the hospital for a week"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #22 July 28, 2007 I know some people that pee in the shower...but just last week....got really pissed at a friend's going away party...I was fully tanked...pissed on the toilet at home...someone had left the stoopid lid DOWN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 July 28, 2007 All the usual spots guys pee in, except the shower. I am against peeing in the shower when there is a toilet just feet away. Anyway, last July I was in ICU and drugged out of my gord. Apparently I pee'd in my bed without knowing. On top of that, the nurse or orderly washed me up without me ever knowing. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #24 July 28, 2007 > Was it your handwritting or someone elses?...... I guess that only works for blokes...... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #25 July 28, 2007 Superbowl- Palo Alto- 1985 We were lined up for the john before the game. When the national anthem came on our patience ran out as none of us in line wanted to miss the opening kick off. Those people by the sinks used them. Those of us by the edge of the stadium simply pissed over the edge. For those of you who have never been to Stanford Stadium it is a natural bowl so pissing over the edge is about an eight foot drop and within plain sight of the late comers walking up to their seats. What was the icing on the cake was all the Americans among us who were singing the anthem as they pissed over the side. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
