Douva 0 #1 July 28, 2007 This weekend my newly out-of-the-closet friend Vincent and his boyfriend Gary are visiting from San Diego, so tonight another friend (female) and I accompanied them to a couple of the local gay bars. My first gay bar experience has left me with the following comments/questions: 1. Gay clubs are much more fun than straight clubs. Fellow straight people, we're doing something wrong. 2. Now I know why I can't ever meet women at straight clubs--They're all hanging out at the gay clubs. 3. When you're on the dance floor and somebody with whom you don't particularly want to dance--perhaps because your sexual orientation swings in the opposite direction--approaches and starts dancing with you, which of the following is the appropriate response? A: Ride it out and finish the dance. B: Quietly walk away. C: Immediately find the nearest woman, and grab one of her boobs, in order to clear up any ambiguity about your sexual preference.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #2 July 28, 2007 Just flash that handgun you carry around with the matching sports jacket .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #3 July 28, 2007 It varies. Last time I was in a gay bar, I was the only real woman in the room. And I received compliments for my good looks and dress sense. Maybe they thought I was a particularly skilled and good looking transvestite? Well, and appropriate response if you don't want to dance with someone, is just backing away and leaving the dance floor. It happens.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #4 July 28, 2007 Quote Just flash that handgun you carry around with the matching sports jacket That seems a bit extreme/homophobic. Besides, you can't legally carry a gun into a bar in Texas.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #5 July 28, 2007 Quote Quote Just flash that handgun you carry around with the matching sports jacket That seems a bit extreme/homophobic. Besides, you can't legally carry a gun into a bar in Texas. Never stopped you before!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 July 28, 2007 QuoteNever stopped you before!! So, does Douva have a history of flashing his "big gun" in gay bars?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #7 July 28, 2007 LMAOSo the children tell us. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 July 28, 2007 just turn around and let him stay.. works the same way as with woman.. i was a long time member at a gay club. simply because the best parties happened there, with the best music, and it was the most fun. and, yea, still shitloads of straight chicks. because guys dont hit on them. but that doesnt stop them from hitting you. great place, good times!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #9 July 29, 2007 Quote Quote Never stopped you before!! So, does Douva have a history of flashing his "big gun" in gay bars? I saw what caliber it was one time and almost fainted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #10 July 29, 2007 Shoulda made a poll of your question. Never been to a gay bar and I don't really go out to bars much anyway. But my wife's got an artist friend who used to take her out to the Seattle gay club scene now and then and she always had a great time. We also went to a big dinner auction for the Seattle Men's Chorus one year, as one of my wife's creations was up for auction and we had a blast. To be perfectly honest, the first few male couples I saw kissing caught me a little off guard, but not for long. I mean what the fuck, this was their event and nobody was trying to kiss me (but my wife). Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #11 July 31, 2007 There used to be a gay club here in San Diego that had a sign at the entrance that read, "This is a gay establishment. All others are guests of the gay community." If you're uncomfortable dancing with other men, you might want to stay off the dance floor. or if you decide to dance and a guy starts dancing with you, you should dance with him and maybe say something to the effect of, "You should know I'm straight but you sure can dance." Unless of course he's a crappy dancer then you should run off the dance floor exclaiming, "I thought gay guys could dance." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 July 31, 2007 That reminds me of the movie "American Wedding". "Everybody wants a piece of the Stiffmiester." "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 July 31, 2007 Quote There used to be a gay club here in San Diego that had a sign at the entrance that read, "This is a gay establishment. All others are guests of the gay community." If you're uncomfortable dancing with other men, you might want to stay off the dance floor. or if you decide to dance and a guy starts dancing with you, you should dance with him and maybe say something to the effect of, "You should know I'm straight but you sure can dance." Unless of course he's a crappy dancer then you should run off the dance floor exclaiming, "I thought gay guys could dance." Does the Flame still exist? I used to go there a lot.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #14 July 31, 2007 Sure does and I happen to live within walking distance, not that it does me any good Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #15 July 31, 2007 Quote Sure does and I happen to live within walking distance, not that it does me any good There was another club that was so much fun, near Belmont Shores. For the life of me I can't remember the name of it. It was a big, double story place.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 July 31, 2007 Quote There used to be a gay club here in San Diego that had a sign at the entrance that read, "This is a gay establishment. All others are guests of the gay community." If you're uncomfortable dancing with other men, you might want to stay off the dance floor. or if you decide to dance and a guy starts dancing with you, you should dance with him and maybe say something to the effect of, "You should know I'm straight but you sure can dance." Unless of course he's a crappy dancer then you should run off the dance floor exclaiming, "I thought gay guys could dance." that's Funny asYou need to come to OZ Keith, arounf Gay Pride week, for Mardi GrasYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #17 July 31, 2007 Oz is one of the places on my list to visit. Something about the criminal mind fascinates me Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #18 July 31, 2007 Quote Quote Sure does and I happen to live within walking distance, not that it does me any good There was another club that was so much fun, near Belmont Shores. For the life of me I can't remember the name of it. It was a big, double story place. I remember now, it's the Executive Suite in Long Beach.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
